HEYOOOOO, I'm back everyone! Got you a little funneh here to read. Enjoy! Also.. Don't be fooled, this may sound serious.. But just you wait.
All the X-men were standing in ready position waiting for the fight to start. Jean and Scott were in front along with Storm. Rogue was next to Kurt who was next to Kitty. Evan stayed in the back with Bobby and Rahne. The X-Jet was nearby and inside was Professor Xavier waiting.. Watching. This was going to be a gruesome battle. Whatever is on the inside of that wall must be very angry, very angry.
A loud crash was heard from the inside of the building about 50 meters away. Everyone turned to look at each other.
"W-what's in there anyway?" Rahne spoke up. A few people jumped, started by the sudden voice.
"Ve don't know.. But.. vhatever it is.. It sounds big." Kurt said with wide eyes, shining gold right over at the source of the noise.
"Ahm actually kinda worried.." Rogue added and let a shudder creep down her spine. Her hair was swaying with the light breeze as they spoke.
"So am I…" Kitty said nervously. Of course, had Kurt not been so scared himself he would have went over and gave Kitty a warm fuzzy hug. They had specific orders to stay in formation.. This was going to be the biggest battle they have ever fought.
Another loud crash sounded from inside. It was louder and sounded closer. Whatever was inside was nearing closer. After a moment or two of everyone sharing a few thoughts… another crash sounded from inside. This time, louder still and closer.
"Get ready Everyone." Storm spoke up, but kept her eyes on the wall where it was supposed to be coming from.
Everyone nodded and complied. They readied themselves and stood in precise, perfect formation. Another boom-bash-crumble noise happened. Right on the other side of the wall ahead of them.
They all waited in silence. The longest.. Ugliest silence ever. Just as they thought it was over.. That it was a benign alarm.. BOOM! Smoke, dust, and rubble clouded the area as the wall exploded in front of them.
A few kids screamed and stumbled back. Storm shielded her eyes along with Jean. Even Scott stumbled back. Kurt and Kitty actually took a few steps back on their own, but stayed close.
Bobby was the first to recover from the boom.. He looked up and pointed a gloved finger at whatever was standing in the way of the hole in the wall now. The dust was slowly settling, "LOOK!" He shouted. A few people coughed and stood straight up and squinted trying to see what it was.
Xavier's eyes widened from inside the jet. "My god…" With his fingers to his temples, he had never seen anything like this before in his entire life.
Everyone was silent and they just stared.. Just as someone was about to speak up.
"OOHHHHH YEAAHHHHH!" Xavier's half-brother Juggernaut jumped out of the place, making the ground shake a bit. He had a kool-aid man outfit on and everything.
Jean raised a brow.. "Wait.. What?" She cocked her head over at Scott and Storm. They shrugged and looked around. "Uhh…"
Bobby's scared look turned to a smile, "COOL!" He shouted.
Kurt and Kitty blinked and turned to face each other but Kurt spoke up, "Never have I been so out-punned in my entire life." His three-fingered hand smacked against his own face. "Zis is so wrong.. On so many levels."
You could hear faint laughing coming from inside the X-jet nearby.
OKAY! I hope you all enjoyed this! The idea was because.. Well, every time Juggernaut pummels through a wall.. Well, uh.. Yeah. He reminds me of the Kool-aid man. Yeh, derp if you guessed that.. Is right. Anyhoo. Yeah, bye? Awkward….
