Corney theme music starts.
Mimi The Announcer: "Here's our cast... Edward Elric"
Ed- "Hi"
MTA: "Alphonse Elric"
Al- "Oni-sama"
MTA: "Hoenheim Elric"
Ho- "Pinako... this isn't my house"
MTA: Pinako Rockbell"
Pinako- "Nope... it ain't"
MTA: "Winry Rockbell"
Winry- "Ed time for a tune up"
Ed starts running
MTA: "The sins... Envy"
Envy- "Yippie!" (1)
MTA: "Lust"
Lust- "Wipe your mouth"
MTA: "Gluttony"
Gluttony- "Can i eat it"
MTA: "Wrath"
Wrath- "Mam"
MTA: "Sloth"
Sloth- "Mmm-hmm"
MTA: "Pride"
Pride- "
MTA: "and Greed"
Greed- "Hi I'm Greed... Everything belongs to me"
MTA: "And the Crimson Alchemist"
Kimblee: "My name's Zolof"
MTA: "Zoloft"
Kimblee: "ZOLOF"
MTA: "Weird... And the three Chimera, Martel"
Martel: "Leave me alone"
MTA: "Law"
Law: "What she said"
MTA: "Dorchette"
Dorchette: "Kibbles and bits, Kibbles and bits, Kibbles and bits"
MTA: "Roy Mustang"
Roy- "Oh Ed... I didn't see you behidn all that paperwork"
there is a growl from behind him, and roy disappears from the frame, followed by a dust cloud
MTA: "... ;; Umm... Maes Hughes"
Hughes: "Wanna see my pictures"
Cast: "NO! wait isn't he dead"
MTA: "Not anymore... because he's just awesome like that. And his wife, Glacia, and daughter Elicia"
Glacia: "Don't be bother dear"
Elicia: "Daddy"
MTA: "The Ishballian Scar"
Scar: "In the name of our merciful Go..." he's cut off
MTA: "Riza Hawkeye"
Riza: "Not everyone wants your body"
Roy: ;
MTA: "Kain Fury"
Fury: "Oh! Hello"
MTA: "Jean havoc"
Havoc: "Mmm... I like dogs"
MTA: "Frank Archer"
Archer: smirk
MTA: "and our last houseguest, Alex Louis Armstrong"
Armstrong: flex sparklesparkle
A/N: The next chappie is comming, but after that, you gotta review to get more, because you gotta vote folks off!
Ja!
(1) If you'd read much of the manga, you know what this came from...