DISCLAIMER: No intention of hurting Strong Bad's rather large ego, or to the owners of homestarrunner.com ...or anyone else for that matter..I just wanted to write a fic.

P.S. When Strong Bad is talking during his email, or not typing something he said, it is in ~'s !

~Cha-cha-cha cha-cha-cha Check the Email, Check the Email..Cha-cha-cha!~

~Okay..~
dear Strong Bad, ~Ah...that sounds good.~
i was wondering where strong badia is located.i mean is it in the US or maybe its in Canada, or like one of those little teeny islands called Guam or something.
Your friend,
Patty Pancake ~dumbface~ ,ihowa ~Ihooow-WHAT? What the hell does that mean? Er.maybe you should go to school or something...s'tead of eating pancakes and chugging down syrup all day..just a suggestion.~

Well, Patty you will be surprised to know that Strong Badia is not in Canada, and defiantly not Gaum. . . ~.stupid face~. But if I did tell you where the langitude and lotitude is...I would have to kill you. And trust me, you do not want the wrath of Strong Bad-REALLY MAD upon you..I would not wish that on anyone.

Perhaps instead of focusing all your energy on finding Strong Badia you could do something more usefull with your time. Like send me a really solid email..though that does not happen very often...but hey, dreams come true. . . . ~maybe not in the real world but in Strong Badia they might. I mean look at the Strong Sad, or the Cheat. . . er, nevermind. . . ~

Anyway, Patty I think that you are reading too much into the World of Strong Bad too much, I'ma busy dude, Patty, you best not be bothering me with these stupid ideas of the approximate location of Strong Badia, cause with all the time I spent here jabbering on and on with this completely pointless topic I could have done many other practical things...like eh, painting another picture of a guy, with a knife and stuff. ~Ooooh, that sounds good. That's it, I'm leaving.~

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