And now, UCW presents...

...NO ESCAPE!

We're in an arena in Sacramento, Florida, which is decorated with cell bars, chains, and pretty much anything themed with things designed to prevent people from escaping. The crowd is cheering loudly.

"Welcome to UCW No Escape, ladies and gentlemen! I'm Joey Mickey alongside Bobby Senior, ready for what should be an awesome show!"

"I don't think it'll be better than the Ultra Rumble we got, last month, but a great show nonetheless!" Bobby nodded in agreement. "Starting with a hardcore encounter!"

(No home)

"The following contest is a Hardcore Match for the UCW Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, from the street, he is the UCW Hardcore Champion and leader of the 5150 Legacy, HOMELESS DUDE!"

The champ came out under capital boos with dragging his grocery cart filled with weapons despite all the weapons already surrounding the ring. He got inside and gave his belt to the ref.

(Can You Feel My Heart)

"And his opponent, from Detroit, Michigan, he represents the Monarchy, "The Rabid Street Dog" DYLAN TORRES!"

Unlike his opponent, Dylan came out under loud cheers. Dude didn't wait for him and ran out of the ring to clash with him into a brawl. Dylan got the upper hand and grabbed a trash can top from the grocery cart which he used to slam Dude's head multiple times.

The Monarchy member then grabbed a water bottle and put some of its content into his mouth before spitting it out into Dude's face. He then gave him a few chops to the chest before knocking him down with a trash can top, getting on the apron, and hitting him with a Cactus Elbow Drop.

He then made the champ sit down in a corner to charge into him with a running hip attack with a trash can top for more damage. Dylan then grabbed him, brought him back in the ring, and lifted him for a Powerbomb onto the knee and the pin.

"1!...2! KICKOUT!"

Dylan waited for Dude to get back up before going for a Motor City Lariat (Discus Lariat) which dude interrupted by tossing a steel chair to his face. The champ then hit a Bicycle Kick to his face before putting Dylan into a Tree Of Woe position, placing a trash can against him, and smashing a steel chair right in his face through it.

Dude then slammed the steel chair onto Dylan's back multiple times before opening it up and tried to hit an Exploder Suplex to Dylan onto it. However, the Rabid Street Dog resisted, broke free and ran in the ropes only for Dude to finally catch him with an Exploder Suplex onto the open chair. This caused him to scream in pain as Dude went for the pin.

"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"

Dude brought Dylan out on the apron to hit a Piledriver there, but Dylan reversed it into a back body drop which made him land hard and scream in pain. After they both got back in the ring, Dude went to attack with a steel chair again, but Dylan caught him with his Tornado (Spinning Side Slam) and the pin.

"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"

Dylan climbed a top turnbuckle to go for his Bullfrog Splash (Frog Splash), but dude interrupted him with a boot to the face. He then positioned a steel chair on the mat before applying a Spike DDT to Dylan from the turnbuckle right on it and followed with the pin.

"1!...2!...KICKOUT!"

Getting impatient, Dude went out to take a kendo stick from his cart and got back in. He Superkicked Dylan in the stomach before slamming the kendo stick all over his body, making him scream in pain.

As Dylan was kneeling, Dude grabbed his face and started talking trash at him. He then rose his kendo stick, looking to slam him again, but Dylan suddenly got up and caught him with a Spike Piledriver followed by the pin.

"1!...2!...thre-KICKOUT!"

Growing impatient, Dylan went for a Violence Party (A series of stomps, knee drops, fist drops, and sentons to a downed opponent). He then went for another Motor City Lariat which Dude interrupted with a Superkick and a Snap Piledriver on a steel chair and the pin.

"1!...2!...3!"

"Here's your winner and still UCW Hardcore Champion, HOMELESS DUDE!"

The 5150 Legacy leader stood victoriously over the Monarchy member with his title belt as the crowd booed him out of the building.

"Why? Why, Dylan? WHY?!" Joey angrily asked.

"Looks like we'll have to wait for another time before a chance to see Dude getting dethroned," Bobby said with resting his cheek on one hand.