Necessary Evil

Disclaimer: I own nothing

AN: I just randomly typed this up during one of my prof's more boring lectures. This story will have Naruto acting as a hero for both science and the magic side.

Pairings: As of now only Naruto x Kanzaki, willing to take suggestions but no more than four girls(Kanzaki included) so I can develop them properly.

Unbeta'd

-Necessary Evil-

Story Starts

Chapter 1: Those days

"Kami damn it why does it always have to be so dark and gloomy in here" I complained as I walked through the dark and barely lit corridors of a gothic styled cathedral.

Since this look like it's an appropriate time might as well introduce myself. My name is Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto, same old blond hair and blue eyes, standing 5"7, 15 years old, former ninja of the hidden leaf, and now a member of Necessarius- the Church of Necessary Evil. Now you might be wondering just how the hell I ended up in this place and to be honest I really have no idea. But I do have a working theory about it, since the last thing I saw before I ended up in this place was the tear in space made by a last-ditch effort of an already dying Obito.

From there it's easy to figure out that I either tripped, passed through him, or he pushed me with a simple Shinra Tensei in to the rip in space. If only Kakashi-sensei was still alive he'd probably have found a way to pull me out of this place but alas, he was one of many who fell.

Well whatever Obito did I ended up in some weird dimension that knows nothing of Chakra and Ninjutsu. Although they do have this thing called Magic that works with something they called Mana and Idols, but from what I've seen around Necessarius it's just not the same as my abilities. I tried learning their type of magic but apparently I was rather incompatible with it.

I'd know, since shortly after I tried casting their magic I started barfing out huge amounts of blood while Kurama ever helpful as he was, laughed at me for being as he termed it a Complete Dumbass.

Aside from that nothing really changed.

Oh wait there was one thing that definitely changed.

I was supposed to be Twenty Frigging Five years old this year, but after landing in this dimension I found myself to be no more than ten and it's been five years since then. I had to go to school and sh*t all over again and it was a pain in the ass through and through. Although this time it was quite different from my Academy days in Konoha. Apparently being blonde, having blue eyes and these whiskers like birthmarks, and a well-toned body, made me look like a cute "hunk" whatever the hell that means but I do now understand one of the pains Sasuke had to go through in life.

Crazy ass Fan Girls, if he had to go through all the sh*t I had to deal with then I can't really blame him for going batshit insane.

Goddamn puberty and stupid hormonal girls.

I growled out as my steps became heavier, Obito just really had to be an asshole until the end. I stopped walking as I reached an old wooden door leading the inner most part of this sanctum. Two guards wearing priestly clothes were standing outside the door ready to defend it at all. They took one glance at me before promptly backing away as far as possible.

Oh yeah think I forgot to mention I was still one of the best pranksters in this world.

The Bar code in Stiyl's face would be proof of that; however that was a story for another time.

The guards opened the wooden door for me as I went inside the room; it was a rather modest looking chapel with a couple of benches and a small altar with a portrait depicting the crucifixion of a man. Just in front of the altar kneeling down in prayer was a teenage girl with long blonde hair while wearing pink robes befitting of her rank of Archbishop.

"Yo Laura!" I greeted her in a rather cheerful way as I walked towards one of the nearby benches.

The girl spent a few more minutes in silence before making the sign of the cross and standing up to face me "Konnichiwa Naruto-san~" she greeted back in Japanese.

It just sounded as weird as usual "You're Japanese is still funny, you're taking lesson right? Aren't you bothered that it's still really bad?" I teased her.

"Uu Naruto I'm not bothered by it! Why would I? It's just the language used in some small country in Asia" she pouted as she stomped her feet on the ground. Seriously for someone who's supposed to be the leader of a secret organization she was rather laid back and somewhat irresponsible. If only she didn't have that cold and cut throat personality she would've been so much easier to get along with.

"Still sucks" I replied smiling as I sat down in one of the benches. "So what do you need little old me for? This better be important since I have to go meet up with Kaori-chan" I added as I crossed my arms in front of my chest.

She smiled mischievously; that itself was enough to already sent alarms ringing inside my head "I need you to do something for me" I looked towards the door and began contemplating about making a run for it.

"It's just one small favor Naruto"

"F**k no!" I cried out not caring that I was in a sacred area before I turned around and darted towards the door. Only to stop in my tracks as I heard sobbing sounds coming from behind me.

"Ohh… is that how you treat those who saved you from a life of loneliness in the cruel, cold streets" she cried out as she continued her fake sobs.

"Saved my ass! I was doing fine until you and whoever it was driving that car frigging ran me over!" I complained as I turned around and stomped my foot on the ground. Honestly I just woke up after I got dumped into this dimension and seconds later I was already unconscious again after I got run over by a car.

That was how I met her. Should've known that our relationship was going to suck from that, but then again because of that small mishap I met a lot of cool people within the church.

"To my defence we were in a hurry" she replied as she stopped her fake sobs.

"Yeah whatever… so what do you want me to do?" I snapped back as it was really just best to do whatever it was she asking to reduce the pain and embarrassment that I'd experience.

"We're kicking you out" she said with an overly sweet and sick tone as she smiled at me.

I froze as my mind began processing what she just told me.

"WHAT" I screamed out as I stared at her with eyes the size of dinner plates.

Laura just kept smiling back at me "The church can't afford any more strays that doesn't pull their weight around here" I stared at her. She was messing with me; she was definitely messing with me.

Right?

"Is this because I tease you about your Japanese?" I asked.

She answered back, eye smiling "Oh no no Naruto-san, this has something to do with the favor" Laura opened her eyes as she began telling me what exactly she wants me to do.

I just continued staring at her as I heard her ingenious yet totally asinine plan. There was only one way I could response to the insanity that she was suggesting." FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

-Necessary Evil-

1 Year Later

*Ring**Ring**Ring*

"-UUUCKK" I growled out as I closed the ringing alarm clock and slowly woke up from my sleep. Yawning I pushed myself off my rather comfy bed and made my way towards my washroom.

"That was a horrible dream" I said to myself as I opened the faucet and began washing my face. It's already been a year since I was kicked out of the church and shipped to half way around the world. Safe to say my friends were quite pissed about my sudden leaving- except Stiyl he was happy as hell, but couldn't really do anything about it. Just wish Kaori could've come with me really could use her company in here. I walked out of the washroom small towel in hand as I continued to use it to dry my face.

"Stupid Laura" I muttered out while throwing the towel aside. I yawned out one more time before I looked out of my balcony and was given a perfect view of the city I live in.

Academy City, a city built in the small far eastern country called Japan. Like its name suggests this city is well known for being the home of various schools ranging from kindergarten to university, with eighty percent of its total population being students. The city boasts to things that makes it entirely different from other cities around the world. One was its technology which is thirty years head of its time making it the most technologically advanced place on the face of the earth. The other was the Power Curriculum Program designed to unlock a student's potential and allows them to artificially gain supernatural powers. Students who undergo this curriculum and unlock their power are called Espers and are given a level based on their abilities ranging from zero to five, with the zeroes being the so called failures of the program and the level fives the stronger and most talented among the entire population of Academy City.

As of now there were only eight level fives and I was one of them, recently promoted from level zero actually after He managed to get a glimpsed of my powers that I really tried so hard to keep hidden, even purposely failed some of those tests. It's all that stupid beetle boy's fault and I swear to Kami if I ever see him again I'm going to beat his face to a pulp.

Turning around from the balcony I looked around my room, it was a rather simple yet spacious room with a one-person bed, a built in closet to the side, a coffee table, a flat screen tv along with various gaming consoles, two black bean bags, a shelf full of various books (read manga) that I've read over the past year, adjoining the room was a small kitchen, to its side was my laundry and bath rooms. It was pretty simple and I liked it, I walked to my fridge and opened it only to find that it was rather lacking in content.

I frowned as I felt my stomach grumble "Guess I better stock up soon" I said to myself as I went to the closet, grabbing a set of my school's uniform –a white dress shirt and dark blue pants, before changing into it before grabbing my knapsack and leaving my dorm room. As I walked to the elevator I pulled out my phone and checked the time and date. It was July 19 and I still had a few hours to spare before school starts. Since I have enough time, I decided that I might as well grab something to eat before heading there.

-Necessary Evil-

"This is going to be one of those days isn't it?" I asked to myself as I ran around the alleys of district seven while munching down on a sandwich. "It's really way too early for this" I added as I jumped to my side and hid behind a dumpster as I narrowly avoiding getting disintegrated by a laser beam courtesy of a tall ,slender, and well-endowed girl with tea-coloured hair. Mugino Shizure known as the Meltdowner one of the seven -I mean eight level five espers in the whole Academy City.

"Namikaze-san, please stop dodging so I can move on with my life" the girl said a she charged fired another beam at me, forcing me to jump away from the dumpster that melted upon contact with the beam.

I looked at the girl again and saw her charging up one of her attacks. I quickly ran around in a zigzag pattern as went deeper into the alley way and evaded more of her beams.

"Stop firing your Lasers!" I screamed out after I finished eating my sandwich as I kicked off the ground and climbed up a nearby fire escape ladder only for her to shoot another beam causing my escape route to collapse and forcing me to drop back into the alley way.

"Please stop running" the girl said to me as she slightly panted, she's been chasing me around for twenty minutes none stop already.

"Mugino-chan if I stop running would you be kind enough to stop trying to kill me?" I asked only for her answer to come in the form of another one of her laser attacks that was aimed extremely close to my junk.

Thankfully I dodged. "Though so" I dead panned as I turned around and started running away from the girl again.

'Why don't you just turn around and beat the crap out of her' said a deep and overly familiar voice comeing from inside my head. It belonged to my close friend, Kurama or as I prefer to call him Fuzzy-but, the gigantic nine-tailed chakra beast stuck within my gut.

'Because I can't solve every problem by just punching a girl in the face'

Elsewhere Kamijou Touma who just woke up half an hour ago sneezed causing him to trip over and spill the breakfast he made for all over his carpet staining it. "Fukou da" he muttered out in frustration as he sighed and began cleaning up.

'Plus she really is mentally unstable and I don't really want to beat the crap out of her for it' I replied as I looked at my back again to see Mugino with a cruel sadistic smile on her face. 'Yep mentally unstable' I added. Ever since that one incident that involved me and her group called ITEM getting into an argument which turned into an all-out brawl. The brawl ended with me kicking Mugino's cute bottom, and her developing some sort of psychotic complex to try her best to stalk the living hell out of me and try to defeat (read kill) me to prove her superiority or at least that's what she says but I think this is more of her way to venting out her frustrations as well as her way of having fun.

I feel really sorry for the poor soul who manages to catch this girl's heart.

'Just don't get yourself killed and don't bother waking me up if nothing important happens' Kurama told me as I felt the Bijuu slowly going back into his slumber. 'Lazy Furry-but' I thought as I dodged another hail of laser beams.

*Ring* *Ring* *Ring*

I heard from my phone as it began vibrating. 'Who in the hell would try and call me right now!' I though as I pulled it out and placed it near my ear as I pressed answered not even bothering to look at who called.

"Hello hello, this the one and only Naruto~ please talk right now because I'm a bit busy"

"Yoh Naru-yan~" said a rather playful voice from the other side of the phone.

I swear the way I gripped on my phone I could've snapped it in two that very moment "Not a good time Tsuchimikado!" I screamed back as I was forced to duck to evade a beam before jumping into another alleyway.

"Why Naru-yan~ are you getting it on with someone right now? Hahaha wait until I tell that to Kanazaki-yan~"

"Hell no! I'm already running away from a crazy psychotic chick don't you dare add a pissed off Saint! Are you trying to get me frigging killed?" I replied as I grabbed a few black plastic bags and threw it behind me. "So mind telling me why you called?"

"Okay okay chill Naru-yan~, can you cover for me today, I can't be in class" he said with all seriousness.

"Need help?" I asked as I continued running before hearing a loud "Kyaa~" sound from behind making me looked back as I saw Mugino now covered in trash. Judging from the increasingly mad and downright murderous look on her face she was clearly pissed.

"You know what before you even answer I take it back, don't worry I'll cover for you today, but you owe me lunch" I told him giving him no time to reply as I closed my phone and placed it back in my pocket.

I turned around and looked at Mugino who pulled out a banana peel from her now soiled hair "Umm... sorry?" I told her as I already began going through some hand seals, having a good idea on how she'd react.

She just stared at me for a while before her face turned red in embarrassment and frustration as she pulled out a small card from her pocket, specifically a silicon card. She tossed it towards me before firing one of her concentrated beams at it "Silicon Burn!" Mugino screamed out as the one tiny laser beam turned to dozens and all of them were aimed at me.

"Tiger, Dog, Snake, Dragon" I silently muttered out as I channeled chakra into my hands "Ranton: Laser Circus!"I said as a bluish white orb encircled my hands before I fired multiple beams of energy matching Mugino's own.

The result?

Both of our attacks hit each other and caused one huge explosion covering the entire area in smoke. I smiled, that was really all I needed before I finally ran out of the alley way and escaped. I could have used my chakra to climb up to the walls and run but I was trying to keep what my powers could do to a minimum because I knew He was always watching and He already saw me using that attack before.

"Phew, finally" I said in relief as I ran into one of the nearby parks and sat on a bench as I tried to catch my breath. "Frigging stalker" I muttered out as I pulled out my phone and looked at the time. "An hour and a half left until school huh?" I stood up from the bench and walked towards a nearby vending machine. I placed my hand inside my pocket as I began fishing for some change. That was until I heard a loud gasp coming from behind me prompting me to take a look.

'Ah f**k' I though as I saw who it was. A girl with chestnut-brown hair and eyes, wearing a light brown vest over a white blouse and gray skirt, she was another level 5 esper and this one had very much the same issue as the previous one but less psychotic.

We fought, she lost to me, and now she wants a rematch every time we saw each other.

"You!" she pointed at me as electricity began discharging around her as she pulled out a small coin from her pocket.

'This really was going to be one of those days.' I thought to myself as I started running away for the second time that day.

Quoting my friend Shikamaru I decided to scream out "Mendokusai"

-Necessary Evil-

"Damn it!" I screamed out as I ran in the hallways of a certain high school as I desperately made my way to my class. I had more than an hour left to get to school after losing Misaka only for me to bump with Him out of all people, and since He and I never got along, well we got in another brawl that almost leveled a few buildings. I swear we would be still fighting right now if I wasn't late for school.

I swear to God He was responsible for this and if it weren't for the fact that I didn't know how to get inside that windowless building I would've already gone in there and punched him in the face.

I increased my pace as I came closer and closer to my destination room 1-7 "Safe!" I screamed out as I opened the door to my classroom and jumped inside eyes closed and made a dive for my seat.

"Phew~ " I said to myself as I felt myself landing on my soft chair as I wiped some sweat from my brow.

It was oddly silent.

I opened my eyes and looked at why everyone was all quiet only to find all of the students in class wide eyed and staring at me "Huh?" I titled my head to the side as I wondered why they were looking at me. 'Wait soft chair?' I though as my eyes widened, I gulped as I found out that I wasn't in my desk. No even worse I was sitting on someone. I jumped out of the 'chair' and immediately kicked off the desk to distance myself from the high chance of pain that was about to be bestowed upon me.

"My Bad!" I said as I scratched the back of my head as I looked at the girl I just sat on. A slender girl with long black hair that went down to her back and somewhat covered her large forehead; she also has a rather well- endowed bust. She is Fukiyose Seiri my classmate and our class's pseudo class representative since the actual one doesn't do his job. She was nice and pretty but for some reason she disliked me.

I don't really know why so many beautiful girls in this city wanted nothing less than to cause pain and bodily harm to me. I think it's something in the water or the climate, or an elaborate ruse created by Laura and Him just to screw with my life. But that didn't really matter right now since Fukiyose was now holding a large text book and was clearly pissed at a certain someone.

"N-A-M-I-K-A-Z-E" she screamed out as she tossed the text book at me forcing me to jump to the side and dodge just as someone was entering the door behind me.

"Gaaaaahhhhh~" I heard coming from behind me as I heard a loud thud, which was shortly followed by a cute voice who said "Ahh Kamijou-chan this isn't the right place to take a nap"

Everyone in the classroom looked at the door and sweat dropped as my friend, a teen with spiky black hair and probably the unluckiest person in the whole world Kamijou Touma lay on the ground with a huge bump on his forehead.

Well at least everyone was looking at that direction except Fukiyose who threw another book at me.

This one actually nailing me in the head since I was too busy snickering at my friend's misfortune. "Ouch" I cried out as the book nailed me in the head before bouncing off and hitting Touma as well. "Mendokusai/Fukou da" Touma and I said in unison as I headed towards my desk while the latter got up and dusted himself off before going to his seat as our sensei the one and only pink haired loli Tsukuyomi Komoe.

Thank god Komoe-sensei was already here or else I would've been forced to continue dodging books from Fukiyose.

"Ummm where's Tsuchimikado-chan?" Komoe-sensei asked as she began taking attendance.

Oh that was my cue "Ah sensei he's not here today he called me earlier to tell you that he wasn't feeling well, something about feeling a burning sensation while peeing, so he had to stay home and rest today"

"Ah Okay Thank you Naru-chan~" she said as she continued taking attendance before starting her lesson about epsers and the concept of personal reality and how it is the source for esper's powers. 'personal reality huh?' I thought to myself as I began jotting down some notes. I don't know If this whole personal reality thing applied to me as well, but I do know I don't get my abilities by distorting a miccro world using different laws or controlling my microscopic observations of the world.

As far as I knew my abilities were second nature to me.

"Kamijou-chan no sleeping in class!" I heard my teacher scream out as I looked behind me and in fact saw Touma who was face down on his desk sleeping which resulted in a scene of my teacher trying to wake him up by throwing chalk at him.

It was hilarious when Touma finally woke up and yawned as a piece of chalk was sent directly into his mouth making him choke out and cough.

There was never a dull moment when this guy was involved. I smiled as I listened to the small teacher continuously lectured Touma as the other people in class were laughing. I really liked this atmosphere it was really fun and peaceful. That's why despite being offered another spot in a more prestigious school and offered a lot more perks I said no to all of them, there really was no price for those simple things in life that made me happy.

I knew for a fact that I needed it.

It's not often someone like me can enjoy the light offered by this side of this city.

-Necessary Evil-

The school eventually ended and I had to say it was a rather plain and regular day with no other incidents occurring after the small sleeping mishap. After school I ended up hanging out with Touma as we walked around Academy City talking about mostly random stuff. The two of us went to one store to buy some manga I bought the newest volume of "Barzerk" while Touma bought another volume of "None Piece". Aside from that nothing really happened we kept talking as we walked back to our dorm -yep forgot to say that Touma lived a floor below mine. That was until it was already dark and we got into an argument about who was better at fighting games and ended up running to the nearest arcade to prove who was better.

"You're bad at this Kamijou!" I told him while smiling; we were playing Maxell versus Calcum 3 in one of the nearby arcades and I was thoroughly kicking his ass.

"Huh wait until you see this!" Touma answered back as he pressed some buttons and performed his character's special attack killing off one of my characters.

"You are so dead!" I cried out as my second character came out and began attacking Touma's character.

*Ring* *Ring* *Ring*

I heard from my phone as I pulled it out of my pocket, pressed answer and held it to my ear as I did my best to beat my friend using one hand and was failing miserably at it.

"Hello?"

"Code Black, You are needed" with those five simple words the smile in my face vanished and I knew for a fact that this day was already ruined.

"The Information will be sent in your phone, good luck and don't fail DEATH"

"K.O. YOU LOSE" I heard from the machine as I saw Touma stood up from the other side and screamed out "Yatta" extending his arms up in the air to his sides hitting a rather huge man sitting beside him. I stood up from my seat and looked at Touma who was now slowly backing away from the man he just hit "Sorry Kamijou but I need to go something came up" I told him as I turned around and walked towards the exit.

"Okay see you tomorrow then" Touma replied as he suddenly ran past me.

"Yeah see Yah, don't get yourself killed" I joked as I saw the man he hit earlier run towards me "Where's that kid?" I pointed at the direction Touma ran as the man nodded in thanks before chasing after my friend.

"That's for beating me while I was distracted" I said as I quickly left the arcade as I looked at the new mail I received.

Termination Order

Name: Kirifu Katsuo

Esper Ability: Level 4 Telekinetic [Upgraded to borderline Level 5 with use of Body Crystal]

Sex: Male

Age: 16

Height: 167cm

Weight: 120lbs

Hair Colour: Red

Eye Colour: Blue

Responsible for the recent attacks on level 2s and 3s throughout the city, known affiliate of various gangs and has recently stolen an entire shipment of Body Crystal killing five people in the process. Last seen heading towards School District 17

Approach with Caution

I sighed as I closed my phone and placed is back in my pocket. "I guess it's time to work" I muttered out; this was one of the new jobs I got after becoming one of the new level fives. I was given the task to get rid of Espers that have gone rouge and became a threat to the Academy. Basically I was hired to killed children who lost their ways.

I ran into one the nearby alleys as I pulled out a small white mask and a folded black cloak from my bag as I immediately changed into a uniform fit for the sole member of the underground group called DEATH.

It was time for me to once again to bask in the darkness of this city.

After all I can't really stay too long in the light.

Ninjas live in the darkness after all.

-Necessary Evil-

Thirty minutes after leaving Touma I eventually found my target hiding in the Switchyard of District 17. Not a bad place to hide I had to admit since it was perfect for someone with his type power. Since there were a lots of things he can fling at me and use as a weapon.

Oh joy.

"Kirifu Katsuo" I called out as I stood on top of one of the many steel freight containers littered around in the area.

The red haired boy looked at my direction with blood shot eyes; there was trace amount of some kind of white substance around his nose. The kid probably snorted some Body Crystal.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT" the shouted as he looked at me with those red eyes.

"I'm here for your life" I answered back. No point in lying to him, kid was high as f**k and was probably going to attack me either way. It wasn't really that difficult to beat a kid high on Body Crystal. I've dealt with tons of them in the past, stupid kids thinking their invincible after taking a sniff of the stuff.

"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" the boy screamed out as he pointed one hand at me. I felt myself slowly getting pulled towards him and soon enough I was sent barreling towards him. When I was only a few feet away he suddenly pushed me away, into one of the steel cargo containers. I simply flipped myself mid-air my feet hitting the steel of the container 'Oh joy Nagato all over again' I though as I kicked off the container to evade a bunch of steel barrels that were tossed at me.

''STOP MOVING!" the boy screamed out again as I kept evading his attacks. I looked at the boy once more and frowned, there were vein's bulging out of his head. The teen extended his arm towards me as he tried to pull me to him. I felt myself getting pulled again and this time I let him do so again. I was sent towards him but this time before he could even push me away I went through some hand seals and pointed both my hands at him "Ranton: Laser Circus" I yelled out as I sent multiple beams at the kid.

"WHAT THE HELL?" the red head screamed out as he tried to push my attack away only to fail and get bombarded by explosions covering him in a blanket of smoke. I felt his tug on me vanish as I fell on the ground. Standing up I jumped away immediately as I saw multiple steel beams from nearby impaling my previous position.

I looked at the teen and saw that he was relatively uninjured, although he was breathing hard and looked tired. "I'm not going to lose" the boy said as he reached for his pocket and pulled out a small case filled with white powder.

"Body Crystal" I whispered as the boy opened the case as proceeded to shove the powder directly down his throat before crushing the container in his hands.

"I AM GODDDD!" the boy screamed out as he sent a burst of his doped up telekinetic power all over the place in an attempt to flatten down everything around him.

Too bad for him I've experienced worse. I fired another volley of my Ranton attack at red-head forcing him to stop his attack and block mine by lifting up the earth in the ground to block my assault. I distanced myself just as various objects near the kid began floating in the mid-air before they were pushed towards me. I frowned as I easily evaded the pitiful attacks; yes the drug was giving him more power but he wasn't using his abilities to his best potential as the boy stuck to just randomly flinging objects at me.

"You're too weak to be a god" I whispered out as I kept running around, zigzagging as I evaded various object he sent flying at me.

"FUCK YOU!" the boy cursed out, apparently hearing my insult as he sent more things barreling towards me.

This was too easy.

"GRRR" he growled out as this time he actually sent a couple of those steel containers crashing towards me. I simply jumped over it and made my way around the others, skillfully using the body I've forged throughout the years in the fires of war.

I am warrior, while he was nothing but a kid.

The result of this battle was obvious from the beginning.

I smirked as I eventually found a small opening, there were a few barrels levitating around the boy and all of them contained a lovely substance called Liquid Petroleum Gas.

I jumped around evading the kid's attacks as I pointed two fingers at the barrel "Ranton: Laser Gun" I silently muttered as I fired a small bluish white orb from my fingers sending it to the canister and making it and some of the surrounding barrels explode right in the kid's face.

"ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Katsuo screamed out in pain as half of his body was burned by the explosion. The boy was already in the ground rolling over as blood spilled out of his wounds and burns. I ignored the cries of pain and smell of burnt flesh as I slowly walked towards him.

"This is what you get for messing with the dark side of the academy Gaki" I told him not that he heard me. I'm pretty sure he was too busy crying in pain to even notice that I existed.

"Abayo Gaki" I said as I clicked my finger sending an arc of wind at the kid's neck.

The screaming finally stopped as the boy's head rolled off his body.

Another life lost in to the dark side of Academy City.

I stared at the teen's body for a while as I tilted my mask up revealing my mouth. "Stupid Kid" I said as I shook my head and went through some hand seals. I took a deep breath before exhaling a stream of blue fire that engulfed the boy's body.

It burned into ashes within seconds.

My phone rang again not even get enough time to contemplate the fact that I just killed a kid, yes he had telekinetic powers and was doped up in drugs but still he was just a kid.

I didn't look at the caller I.D. I just answered it knowing who it was.

"Another Code Black, sending you the information right now" the voice told me once more.

This really was turning out to be one of those days.

And to be honest, I really hated those days.

-Necessary Evil-

Next Day

I yawned as I left my apartment; I only slept for an hour or two since I spent most of the night hunting down a few more Espers. I didn't really have enough time to grab a good night sleep and add to the fact that for some reason there wasn't any electricity and it was hot as hell and I forgot to restock the fridge and didn't have any food, and I had to attend some supplementary lessons because I missed out on one to many lessons in the past months because I skipped.

Well let's just say I wasn't in the best of mood that morning.

*Gurgle*

I held on to my stomach "Damn it I'm starving…." I muttered out as I reached for my bag and tried to look for something edible to eat. I didn't find anything aside from a text book, a note book, my cloak that had a blood stain on it, my mask, and a manga I borrowed from Touma a few days ago.

"Bingo" I muttered to myself as I thought of returning the Manga and probably try to bum a meal from my friend. Going to the elevator I chose to go to the floor beneath mine as I made my way towards Touma's apartment.

I knocked on the door a few times "Yoh, Touma I'm coming in" I yelled out as the door's auto lock deactivated courtesy of a small amount of my Raiton chakra going through it. I entered his room only to stop in my tracks as my eyes widened at what I saw.

There was a naked girl with silver hair wearing a nun's veil standing proudly on top of Touma's bed as my friend was standing in front of the girl gawking at her before his head mechanically turned and saw me entering his room.

"Ahh… I didn't know you had company Kamijou" I said as I tried not to look at the naked girl and my still blushing friend. "I'll just put this here" I told him as I placed his manga in one of the nearby shelves before I quickly turned around. "Enjoy your time Touma, didn't know you had a nun fetish but be sure to use protection okay?" I added as I quickly left the room and made my way back to the elevator and left the dormitory, as I left though I could have sworn I heard Touma scream "FUKOU DA!"

I kept walking for a few minutes before stopping and tilting my head to the side "That girl looked familiar" I muttered out as I headed for the nearest store that served ramen.

I had no idea that this day was going to be one of those days.

And it was going to be worse than the previous one.

-Necessary Evil END-

AN: Naruto is an anomaly from this world since he comes from a different dimension meaning he is not bound by their concept of idol worship or personal realities(his perception of reality is way different from others) giving him the ability to still use his ninjutsu using chakra or as most people in the verse such as He would call it "Unknown Energy akin to Kakine's Dark Matter yet runs on an entirely different principle" which will often be mistaken as either Magic or an Esper based ability. That being said as Naruto is not from this world it is impossible for him to use this world's magic without experiencing some kind of painful feedback, as well as it is impossible for him to develop esper powers since the usage of Chakra is considered as his own unique power in this verse.

This is a Doujutsuless Naruto but he does have an elemental based blood line that gives him the ability to use most of elements as well as a few sub elements [nothing to fancy just something to give him extra fire power specially when shit hits the fan and he starts battling against members of the God`s Right Seat] as well as sage mode, various fuinjutsu techniques, and Kurama

Strength wise his current level w/o Kurama is near saint level

Also I will not be bashing touma in this fic, making fun of him? Definitely bashing no, will Naruto troll him? Hell the eff yeah.

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