This story is a translation of my french fanfiction "Au secours!", an oneshot from "McKeller's stories".
Disclaimers: The characters of Stargate Atlantis aren't my properties.
Help!
Jennifer has frozen. The scientist opens one's eyes wide with horror; a lake of liquid takes form on the floor.
"Help! Help!" he screams, totally terrorized.
No answer. Nothing.
"Oh my God, my God, my God, my God!"
He takes a deep breath to find the serenity, his peace, but it's not easy for him. With kindness – no, with hysteria! – he obliges the doctor to sit down. She protests, but McKay don't listen her.
"Calm down Jennifer, you will feel better soon" Rodney saids, not very convincing.
The astrophysicist takes the first piece of cloth he finds and mops the stain of bodily fluid slowly extends on the cold floor of their quarters.
"Takes a deep breath, honey" he advises. Rodney wipes the sweat on his forehead. His heart plays drum in his chest; he has no control on the situation or on him.
"Oh no! he suddenly exclaims, lights up in his mind. It's the opposite, you must make ouf, ouf, ouf."
"Rodney" calls Jennifer, quietly.
"Go! With me: ouf, ouf, ouf."
"Rodney…"
"Ouf, ouf, ouf."
" Rodney!" she shouts with steadiness in his voice.
"Ouf, ouf…"
The genius stops his antics, but he continues to shake her hands to encourage his girlfriend. He is completely red, ready to explode. The electricity in the air around him could supply more energy than two ZPM.
Jennifer has a comforting look for the scientist.
― My love, relax, I haven't had my first contraction.
THE END