A/N: Hey everyone, this is only my second fanfic. I am wanting to make this one longer. It is mainly focused on Emmett and the trouble he can get in.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. Just the storyline.

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Emmett was bored. He tended to get like that every couple of decades. And every time, the rest of the Cullen's knew they were in trouble. Nothing caused more chaos than a huge, childish, extremely bored vampire.

"Rosalie!" Emmett shouted, pounding down the stairs. He paused for a second to check the living room then ran out into the garage. "Rosalie!" He shouted again, even louder.

"What! Why are you yelling? You know I could hear you." Rosalie said, from under Alice's yellow Porsche.

"Honey, I'm bored. Let's go do something! Anything." Emmett whined. Rosalie frowned. She knew better than to take on Emmett's boredness all by herself. Better distribute it throughout the family. Or…better yet, let the newest addition take care of it. Rosalie was grinning now. Bella had no idea what Emmett was like…or what he was capable of.

"Babe, I'm a little busy right now," Rosalie said, grinning. "Why don't you go ask Bella?" Emmett grinned, kissed Rosalie once on the lips, and took off to find Bella. Rosalie just chuckled, and kinda wished she had a video camera.

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Bella was entertaining Renesmee and Jacob when Emmett found her. He came crashing into the cottage, a huge grin on his face. "BELLA!" He shouted.

"WHAT!" She shouted back. Emmett never came out to the cottage. Emmett just picked her up, and took of running again. The last thing Jacob saw was Bella punching Emmett repeatedly. "PUT ME DOWN YOU BIG BEAR!" Bella shouted, her lips pulling back over her teeth. Emmett complied, dropping her on the ground.

Bella looked around quickly, taking in where they were. They were standing in the middle of the highway that ran in front of the Cullen house.

"Emmett, why are we in the middle of the road?" Bella asked.

"Because I am bored, and I want to do something FUN!" Emmett practically yelled, jumping up and down. Bella's eyes narrowed. "Fun? What do you mean by fun?" She asked warily.

That brought Emmett up short. He hadn't really thought about WHAT he wanted to do, only that he wanted to do SOMETHING. "I'm not sure…any ideas?"

Bella growled. "Yes. Let's go back to the house," she said.

"Don't think so. Guess I will have to think of something," Emmett said, scooping her up again, and taking off down the road.

Back in the Cullen's garage, Rosalie couldn't help but laugh when she heard Bella's outraged yell.

"EMMETT CULLEN PUT ME THE HELL DOWN RIGHT NOW!"

Rosalie smiled to herself. Letting Bella take care of it was an excellent idea. Until Edward finds out it was her that gave Emmett such an idea. But Edward was gone with Carlisle and Esme at the moment, so she would worry about that later. Something told her the next few hours were going to be fun. Maybe she should get Jasper and Alice in on it too.

Then again, maybe she should just let Emmett drag them into it.

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Emmett kept running for about ten minutes, during which Bella had resigned herself to the fact that she was stuck going wherever it was that he was taking her. Next time Edward had to leave, she was demanding he took her with him. Or Emmett.

Suddenly, Emmett stopped, and dropped Bella to her feet again. They were in front of Home Depot.

"Emmett, what the hell are we doing at Home Depot?!" Bella asked, looking incredibly annoyed.

"Not sure yet," as all she got in response. Despite her annoyance, she followed him inside. He grabbed a buggy and headed straight for the paint aisle. Sighing, Bella ran to catch up with him. He was busy picking out colors. So far he had a bright red, a yellow, and a purple color Alice would love.

"Emmett? Whatever is going through that head of yours probably isn't a good idea," Bella said, raising her eyebrows as Emmett took the paint selection to a Hope Depot associate.

"Sure it is," Emmett replied, a huge grin on his face. "Esme is sure to LOVE it," he added.

"Oh. My. GOD," Bella thought. "Surely he isn't going to paint the house! Esme would kill him!" But she kept her mouth shut, and continued to follow him around the store. He stopped and got some plywood, a hammer, a box of nails, some potting soil, a water house, and a shovel. Bella's eyes kept getting bigger and bigger as he added more stuff to the buggy. She had no clue what he was thinking, and she wasn't really sure she wanted to. She had to ask when he grabbed a nail gun, though.

"I've just always wanted one," he said, waggling his eyebrows. He continued back to the paint counter, and then to the front. He purchased everything, then turned to Bella.

"Let's go back to the house, you can help me!"

Bella groaned.