So how is coma boy?

AN: all it says is things like the date and … Emma not the owner of green wing blad gee bla gee blah… doesn't own the characters blagee blah gee blah

Caroline took one last look at Mac's closed eyes, sighed and left, bumping in to Angela on the way. "So how is he?"

"Oh well you know, sleepy."

"Like the dwarf?"

"Yeah…what?"

"Sleepy the dwarf!"

"Riight. I've gotta go."

"See ya!" replied Angela cheerfully. She went in to Mac's ward and sat next to his bed. "I don't really think you look like a dwarf. Hmm. Maybe you should be Snow White…ooh or sleeping beauty. And you know what they had in common don't you? Great hair." Angela grinned and took out of her pocket a handful of hair bobbles. She began arranging Mac's hair and put in it several ponytails.

Just as she was putting in the last one Caroline wandered back in.

"I err," said Caroline, "wh…what are you doing?"

"Oh just playing with his hair," replied Angela still with an overly cheerful voice.

"You can't do that!"

"Aww, why?"

"Because he looks silly," Caroline defiantly took out a bobble, "It's not even symmetrical, here." Then she put it back in his hair arranging it in a better place.

Angela smiled, kissed the air in front of Caroline's face and left. Caroline stared at Mac for a while then thought better of it, taking out the bobbles and ruffling up his hair. She sat on the chair, taking up her usual seat. Caroline sighed again and her eyes wandered around the room, finally settling on Mac.

Caroline put her hands to her mouth and began breathing loudly, Darth Vader style.

"Jedi Mac, awaken! Prove to me your love…for me."

Jedi Mac stood holding Princess Caroline's hand in the large metal space ship.

"I shall prove to you," said Mac, taking out his lightsaber, "by fighting Darth Guy."

Mac walked past the metal bikini clad Caroline to face the cloaked Guy. "Take out your lightsaber Darth."

"I can't"

"Ah so you admit defeat?"

"No, actually it's this helmet," He replied taking it off, "I think I look better without it." He grinned at Caroline.

"Yeah well some would disagree," quipped Mac.

"Quiet ginger and let's ask the woman."

"I do have a name you know," complained Caroline.

"Whatever. Are we going to fight then?"

"Yes," answered Mac lighting up his lightsaber.

"What you mean actually use the light thingies?"

"Yep what are you afraid?"

"Let me finish, are we going to use the lightsabers, because anything else would be girly and so I hope we do use them."

"Then let's fight."

"Ah well I seem to have forgotten mine."

"What because you're afraid I'll beat you?"

"No no."

"Fine, we'll just use our fists," suggested Mac as he threw down his lightsaber.

"Good that's great and," Guy suddenly whipped out a lightsaber and hit him with it, "I lied. You won't catch me wank pot!" he shouted running away.

Mac fell to the ground and Caroline held his head in his lap and began stroking his hair.

"This wouldn't happen if you just woke up."

"I am awake…"

Caroline took her hand away from Mac's head and began to rest her's on his chest.

"Just wake up Mac, or I won't stop doing this," and she began poking him in the side and only stopped when a nurse arrived which she took as a good time to leave.

…………………………………………………..

Boyce and Martin stood at the end of Mac's bed. Boyce held a waste paper bin full of balls of paper. Boyce put down the small bin to go to Mac and open his mouth as Martin screwed up more balls of paper.

"You sure this is such a good idea?" asked Martin in a worried voice.

"Yeah it's fine, everyone else is busy and HEY don't screw them up that tight, we don't want to choke him."

"Oh yeah."

"Right now it's 2 points for a hit in the chest, 5 for a hit on the forehead and 10 for getting it in his mouth."

"What if it bounces?" asked Martin.

"What?"

"What if the paper lands in his mouth but bounces out?"

"err seven points. OK now 10 balls each and GO!"

Boyce and Martin began throwing bits of paper everywhere eventually aiming them at each other using Mac's bed as a hiding place from each other.

AN: OK just a tad bit short until I can think of some more exploitations of coma Mac. Well I hope you enjoyed it!