Karaoke of Death!!!
Prolog
Nym, a very untalented and slightly psychotic FF writer looked up with disgust from her computer screen,
"No Karaoke Spoofs for DOTM?! This is unacceptable!" She cried, hitting her keyboard ferociously.
As she typed, she made weird gurgling noises that made her schnauzer run away from the room as quick as the little dog could.
"Let the Torment Begin!" she cried.
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using the powers bestowed upon her for being an author, Nym first chose the scene: Planet Bang's Karaoke Night!
Then drawing her mystical powers up again, she summoned Tianna, Jimena, Vanessa, Serena, Stanton, Tymmie, Karyl, Cassandra, Morgan, Michel, Penelope, Derek, Christopher, Catty, Collin, and Hector.
They all appeared.
"Dude why are we here?!" cried Collin, flipping his tubular highlighted hair.
Nym cleared her throat, "You are all here because I realized there were no karaoke spoofs on the DOTM FF website."
Several people gasped and Vanessa fainted.
Penelope stood up, "We must correct this horrible atrocity!" She cried.
"Like, duh." Said Morgan.
Nym smiled, "Great let's make like a joint and roll then."
And so started the Karaoke Catastrophe.
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Chapter One: Pretty Fly for an Evil Guy.
Nym clapped her hands, "Ok Tymmie and Karyl are first!"
"Why are we first?" asked Karyl.
"Because you're my favorite characters!" exclaimed Nym
"Really?" asked Tymmie.
"Yep!" Exclaimed Nym. "So up you go!"
since the pair was reluctant, Nym called up her author powers again to form a taser and zapped them on stage.
"Uh...ok, so under pain of another taser shock-"
Nym smiled and nodded.
"We are going to sing Pretty Fly For an Evil Guy." Said Tymmie.
"Because we are." Said Karyl, winking at the ladies and causing Vanessa to faint again.
"Uh-hum." Said Tymmie clearing his throat- suddenly music started.
Serena whispered to Stanton, "Where'd the music come from?"
Stanton put a finger to his lips, "Shhhhh... You'll ruin the moment." He said, as he started to bob his head to the beat.
Serena shrugged and enjoyed the show.
Tymmie: Uno dos tres quarto cinco cinco sies!"
Karyl: You know it's kind of hard
To fight good today
Our subjects aren't immortal
But we fake it anyway
We may not have cool powers
We may not be shape shifters
But we'll clean up Daughters just like a Swifter!
(Catty looks confused, "Swifter?"
Stanton, "Shhhhh, the author couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with shifter.")
Tymmie: So don't hate, a Follower straight
You know we don't really get it anyway
We gotta suck hope dry
Or we're gonna cry
No savior today, no savior today!
So if you hate, just overcompensate
You can always be an immortal one day
The world needs wannabes
So hey, do that Follower thing!
Karyl: We need mortal enemies
Not any will suffice
So we tracked down some Daughters
But they weren't very nice
Now cruising in the shadow- we see Daughters as we pass
But if we look twice
They're gonna kick our Follower ass
So we'll go suck some souls now
We'll get it done
We said we wanted 30 but instead we got 1
Stanton says we're trying to hard
An we're not quite hip
But in other minds we've read
We're the evilest trip!
Tymmie: So don't hate, a Follower straight
You know we don't really get it anyway
We gotta suck hope dry
Or we're gonna cry
No savior today! No savior today!
So if you hate, just overcompensate
You can always be an immortal one day
The world needs wannabes
So hey, do that Follower thing!
The music stopped and the duo stood hands in the air and panting heavily.
"uh.... That was interesting." Said Nym.
There was awkward silence
"Anyways, who's next?" asked Jimena.
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The end?
Review if you want a special song sung or something!
!nym!
Prolog
Nym, a very untalented and slightly psychotic FF writer looked up with disgust from her computer screen,
"No Karaoke Spoofs for DOTM?! This is unacceptable!" She cried, hitting her keyboard ferociously.
As she typed, she made weird gurgling noises that made her schnauzer run away from the room as quick as the little dog could.
"Let the Torment Begin!" she cried.
~!~!~!~!~!~!~
using the powers bestowed upon her for being an author, Nym first chose the scene: Planet Bang's Karaoke Night!
Then drawing her mystical powers up again, she summoned Tianna, Jimena, Vanessa, Serena, Stanton, Tymmie, Karyl, Cassandra, Morgan, Michel, Penelope, Derek, Christopher, Catty, Collin, and Hector.
They all appeared.
"Dude why are we here?!" cried Collin, flipping his tubular highlighted hair.
Nym cleared her throat, "You are all here because I realized there were no karaoke spoofs on the DOTM FF website."
Several people gasped and Vanessa fainted.
Penelope stood up, "We must correct this horrible atrocity!" She cried.
"Like, duh." Said Morgan.
Nym smiled, "Great let's make like a joint and roll then."
And so started the Karaoke Catastrophe.
::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Chapter One: Pretty Fly for an Evil Guy.
Nym clapped her hands, "Ok Tymmie and Karyl are first!"
"Why are we first?" asked Karyl.
"Because you're my favorite characters!" exclaimed Nym
"Really?" asked Tymmie.
"Yep!" Exclaimed Nym. "So up you go!"
since the pair was reluctant, Nym called up her author powers again to form a taser and zapped them on stage.
"Uh...ok, so under pain of another taser shock-"
Nym smiled and nodded.
"We are going to sing Pretty Fly For an Evil Guy." Said Tymmie.
"Because we are." Said Karyl, winking at the ladies and causing Vanessa to faint again.
"Uh-hum." Said Tymmie clearing his throat- suddenly music started.
Serena whispered to Stanton, "Where'd the music come from?"
Stanton put a finger to his lips, "Shhhhh... You'll ruin the moment." He said, as he started to bob his head to the beat.
Serena shrugged and enjoyed the show.
Tymmie: Uno dos tres quarto cinco cinco sies!"
Karyl: You know it's kind of hard
To fight good today
Our subjects aren't immortal
But we fake it anyway
We may not have cool powers
We may not be shape shifters
But we'll clean up Daughters just like a Swifter!
(Catty looks confused, "Swifter?"
Stanton, "Shhhhh, the author couldn't think of anything else to rhyme with shifter.")
Tymmie: So don't hate, a Follower straight
You know we don't really get it anyway
We gotta suck hope dry
Or we're gonna cry
No savior today, no savior today!
So if you hate, just overcompensate
You can always be an immortal one day
The world needs wannabes
So hey, do that Follower thing!
Karyl: We need mortal enemies
Not any will suffice
So we tracked down some Daughters
But they weren't very nice
Now cruising in the shadow- we see Daughters as we pass
But if we look twice
They're gonna kick our Follower ass
So we'll go suck some souls now
We'll get it done
We said we wanted 30 but instead we got 1
Stanton says we're trying to hard
An we're not quite hip
But in other minds we've read
We're the evilest trip!
Tymmie: So don't hate, a Follower straight
You know we don't really get it anyway
We gotta suck hope dry
Or we're gonna cry
No savior today! No savior today!
So if you hate, just overcompensate
You can always be an immortal one day
The world needs wannabes
So hey, do that Follower thing!
The music stopped and the duo stood hands in the air and panting heavily.
"uh.... That was interesting." Said Nym.
There was awkward silence
"Anyways, who's next?" asked Jimena.
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The end?
Review if you want a special song sung or something!
!nym!