A Fear of Elmo!

by nelbyismasterofpenguins

The title is enough of a summary. This is just random crap, so you'll love this story if you like that sort of stuff. Basically, Emmet has a fear of Elmo. Yes, the guy from Sesame Street. :P Please read and review! :D

1. Vampires

A Fear of Elmo!

Written by: nelbyisthemasterofpenguins

Chapter I: Vampires

Disclaimer: If I owned this crap, then I would be rich and famous and rule the world and have AllApologies and Hoops as my slaves. Haha. Just kidding. :P

Bella: MizKlutzyhead_101

Edward: Vampire Lion Lover

Emmet: Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz

Rosalie: Blondie Wolf Hater

Jasper: Eye Iz En Emo

Carlisle: O My Carlizzle I'm Carlizzle

Esme: Yo Mama

MizKlutzyhead101

Vampire Lion Lover

Blondie Wolf Hater

Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz

Yo Mama

I Iz En Emo

Have all signed on

Yo Mama: Okay, who changed my name?! Being called You Mama is not nice.

Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz: I DID NOT do it!

Yo Mama: Emmet honey, you just gave yourself away. I really didn't think it was you…I thought it was Bella.

Vampire Lion Lover: DID NOT! You thought it was Emmet! I know what you think!

Yo Mama: …Ok then…

MizKlutzyhead_101: Even if you did think it was me… WHO?! Just who would be stupid enough to do that seeing as you're my mother-in-law!

Blondie Wolf Hater: You would be stupid enough seeing as you did it.

MizKlutzyhead_101: Did not!

Blondie Wolf Hater: Did too!

MizKlutzyhead_101: Did not!

Eye Iz En Emo: Alright, I did it…

O My Carlizzle I'm Carlizzle Has signed on

O My Carlizzle I'm Carlizzle: Hi.

Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz: Hi daddy!

O My Carlizzle I'm Carlizzle: …Hi… What's with the Mr. Bear crap?

Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz: …Well…

Eye Iz En Emo: Don't even try. He won't tell anyone what's up with the name.

Vampire Lion Lover: Jasper, when I first saw your name, I thought it was Elmo instead of emo.

Mr. Beary Bearikinzikinz

Has signed off

-Everyone looks up and Emmet runs out of the room screaming 'O NO!!! NO, NO, NO! NOT ELMO!' He sounds like a girl when he says this, by the way-

End of Chapter I

A/N: On account of I don't feel like writing the next chapter right now, it will be posted tomorrow. Sorry about that. But I'm tired right now. Sorry again. Now, you gotta review. Please? There's coooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Yea, seriously. (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) So…… REVIEW!!!! RAWR! By the way, the next chapter is sort of similar to this one, but it is the werewolf version. Then the third (and final) chapter, is going to be kept a surprise. So, REVIEW! Please?