Lolli-chan here. This is a song me and my friend created out of boredom of waiting for the laundry to dry. It goes directly to the beat and tune of Oh Canada, so if you don't know the anthem just take the words for face-value, k:3 Hope you enjoy, and now for meh disclaimerficlet.
One day Loll-chan sat on a bench, nibbling on a piece of bread with Nutella, whistling happily when she wasn't chewing. Suddenly an evil Hore-munster (hore, not whore) came and took her Nutella. "People who think they own ToS get their Nutella stolen from big-nosed egotistical freaks of nature!"(Noooo, the Hore-munster isn't based off of anyone... . ) Lolli-chan growled and took out her Megaton Hammer she had stolen from Link. "Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She smashed the ugly big-nosed jerk on the head, killing him instantly. "I DON'T own ToS! Or Zelda now that it's been mentioned! And I feel great for killing you!" With that she went back to her Nutella in peace.
Tales of Symphonia
A game that's number 1
It kinda rots our brains
But it's really realy fun
With screens aglow
We are in the zone
Controllers in our hands
With the Rheairds
And the two bases
We warp between the lands!
Tales of Symphonia
Buy it; It is cheap
Tales of Symphonia
We trully truly worship thee!
Tales of Symphonia We trully worship thee!