Now am I attractive?
By
Steve E. Ryan
I know how much you love
Those girls in anime
So I went and bought a costume today
I put it on and we did our thing
But you tried something new
Tell me it isn't true
You didn't want to do it that way to watch Love Hina did you?
I am a school girl, now do you find me attractive
So I tried to ask your friends
In that silly nerd club
They said "He likes video games" try that
So I bought the newest puzzle game and challenged you on your Wii
You beat me; no more than beat me you massacred me
So I got into a yoga pose
I am a Tetris Block, now do you find me attractive?
You tell me you love me so
You tell me you want me bad
But why god oh why is that girl with the cat ears poster
Hanging above our bed
Screw it!
I quit!
I am going back to my apartment and pull out a better than finger and enjoying myself.
Who needs Nerds anyway?