Roxas and Vexann
Okay, dis iz chaptuh wun
In a bulding...!
Roxas: La la la la la... *skips among the flowers merrily... did I spell dat rite, dawg?*
An ugly girl: omg, hai. =D
Roxas: Who you? 0:
The ugly girl: I'm Vexann. *scary, creepy, pedophile giggle*
Roxas: omg, u prty. 8D
Vexann: ;D *blush* I wuv you. Wanna go out?
Roxas: Yah! ^-^
==on their date==
Roxas: So-
Vexann: WANNA GO THIRD BASE.
Roxas: o.o;
Vexann: *inching closer*
Roxas: ... -.-;
Vexann: *drooling*
Roxas: Er... back off, lady.
Vexann: D:
Axel: *pops in* Oh, there you are Roxas. Who's the ugly girl?
Roxas: SHE'S NOT UGLY. AGGGGH. D
Axel: o.o;
Vexann: *backs away in fear* D8
Roxas: Why are you here, interrupting my date?
Axel: Ew, you're dating Vexen?
Roxas: It's Vexann, idiot.
Axel: You know, you're really gullible. Vexen SUCKS at disguising himself. I mean, c'mon, Vexann? Really now? Plus, same height, same facial structure, same hair color, same HAIR for that matter... just a little make-up and a change of outfit. Plus "she" is giggling in that corner there while staring at your-
Roxas: Just shut up, jealouspants. D8
Axel: I'm not jealous of you! Why would I wanna date a creep like Vexen?
Roxas: SCREW YOU.
Axel: Psh, whatever. Hey, has he asked you to-
Roxas: -IT'S- A SHE.
Axel: -.-; Whatever. Has "she" asked you to-
Roxas: Yes... so what?
Axel: I'd think that proof enough. When did you meet her?
Roxas: A... few... minutes ago... o.o
Axel: Ugh, see? That creep thinks he can get you in bed that quickly... you didn't happen to agree, did you?
Roxas: ...no.
Vexann: *whimper* But ROXAS....
Roxas: Not now, Vexann. I'll do something with you later... x3
Vexann: *creepy giggle*
Axel: Ew. That's just -disgusting-. Well, since I can't convince you... *poofs away*
Roxas: ... D[
Vexann: *comes up to Roxas and -censored-*
Roxas: 0:
Vexann: 8D
Roxas: Vex-
The Real Vexen: STOP.
-time freeze-
The Real Vexen: WHAT THE HECK. WHO THE CRAP IS THAT?
Me: ...you? D: Don't molest me.
The Real Vexen: I don't molest people!
Me: Oh right, only young, blonde-haired boys. 3:
The Real Vexen: I DON'T MOLEST ANYONE.
Me: I wish you didn't. 3:
The Real Vexen: Okay, that's it! I'm tired of these dumb rumors about me and Roxas! *takes out shield and stabs me repeatedly with it*
Me: Oh... ow... crap... fuh... *dies*
The End.