Goku was in Orlando, Florida one day and decided to go to McDonald's.

"Hello sir, would you like to try our limited time exclusive pizza?" the cashier asked.

"Wait, McDonald's has PIZZA now?!" Goku yelped.

"Ha ha, only in three stores nationwide! It's a limited time exclusive deal," the cashier replied.

"Wow! McDonald's is so great!" Goku said to himself, buying a pizza.

Goku walked out of the restaurant, pizza in hand, about to chow down when he noticed someone floating in the sky above him. "Vegeta."

"Hey, this McDonald's has pizza!" Goku shouted.

"W-what? Pizza? At McDonald's? Kakarot, you're full of it," Vegeta scoffed.

There's no way they could have pizza at McDonald's, thought Vegeta. "Kakarot, is this one of your tricks?"

"Ha ha, no trick Vegeta, look, pizza!" Goku showed Vegeta the pizza.

"W-well, I have to have some then. I won't have you beat me to the pizza punch!" Vegeta shouted, hastily walking into the McDonald's. Goku stood there waiting for Vegeta to come out. "Boy, I wish Vegeta would come out soon, I'm starting to get hungry!" Goku said.

Suddenly, the doors to the McDonald's slammed open and a furious Vegeta strolled out. "KAKAROT!" he bellowed.

"Uh oh, what did I do now?" Goku asked.

"YOU GOT THE LAST PIZZA! GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!" Vegeta screamed.

"Hey Vegeta, relax, we can always share it-"

"SHARE? I WOULD NEVER SHARE ANYTHING WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!" Vegeta yelled, powering up.

Just then, as it looked like Vegeta and Goku were going to have a fight, another person appeared. "My my, fighting over a little pizza, are we?"

"CELL!" Goku and Vegeta yelped. They saw that Cell was holding in one hand a gigantic stack of McDonald's pizzas.

"I thought I had bought all the pizzas from this McDonald's, but one seemed to have escaped my prying eyes," Cell mused. "I guess I'll just have to fight you and take it by force, Goku."

"See all those pizzas, Vegeta?" Goku said, licking his lips.

"Yeah, and I'm pretty hungry too!" Vegeta exclaimed.

"If you help me defeat Cell, we can take all those McDonald's pizzas for ourselves. 50/50," said Goku, powering up.

"Heh, more like 60-40, my favor!" Vegeta shouted, powering up as well.

Goku hit a massive Kamehameha and Vegeta blasted Cell with a Galick Gun, sending Cell flying off into the exosphere.

"I'll be baaaaaaaaaack!" Cell cried, the pizzas he was carrying starting to fall to the ground. Goku and Vegeta rushed to collect them, lest the delicious, nutritious McDonald's pizzas be ruined.

"H-hey! Using instant transmission is cheating! You have more pizzas than me!" Vegeta protested.

"Guess you'll just have to be faster next time!" Goku exclaimed, chomping into a hot and tasty slice of pepperoni pizza pie.

THE END