Hermione: Hello everyone and welcome to 'Who wants to be a Galleon-air!' And today, we have the winner of 'Who wants to be a Millionaire-Wizards Style,' Evil Flying Penguin!

Evil Flying Penquin's understudy walks on stage and sits in the chair..

Hermi: And our first question is:

Who is the Ravenclaw Seeker?

a. Cho Chang
b. Draco Malfoy
c. Harry Potter
d. Remus Lupin

Evil Flying Penquin points to c.

Hermi: Final answer?

Evil Flying Penqion shakes his head and points to d.

Hermi: Final?

Evil Flying Penqion shakes his head and points to b.

Hermi: FINAL?!?!

Evil Flying Penguin shakes his head and points to a.

Hermi: Final?

Evil Flying Penquin shakes his head and points to 'Narrow Down.'

Hermi: OKAY, we narrowed it to 'Harry Potter or Cho Chang."

Evil Flying Penquin points to Call a Friend.

Hermi: Who would you like to call?

Evil Flying Penquin: Cho?

Hermione: Okay, Cho, E.F.P. would like to ask u something: who is the Ravenclaw Seeker?

Cho: Me!

Evil Flying Penguin then points to 'Harry Potter.'

Hermi: Final?

Evil Flying penquin shakes his head yes.

Hermi: HA HA! YOU ARE SO WRONG! IT'S CHO! HA HA HA H---

Someone pulled Hermi off the stage by holding her mouth. Then, a perky looking Hermi comes onstage.

Hermi: Sorry about that! Got a little histerical. Sorry Evil Flying Penquin. You will get 5 galleons for participating. Our next guest is...... Superman?! Excuse me Mr. Freaky Producer, but Superman?!

Mr. Freaky Producer: Just go along! Superman, come onstage!

Superman walks onstage and sits in the chair.

Hermi: Hey, you're Joey from *NSYNC!

Superman/Joey: SSSSSSSHHHHH!
(Looks around to see if anyone heard.)

Hermi: OKAY...... First question:

Who are Harry Potter's parents?

a. Lily + James
b. Ravena + Salazar
c. Lupin + McGonagall
d. Eggs + Ham

Superman/Joey: D!

Hermi: VERY incorrect! Now, for the 100 gal----

Lance and J.C. run onstage and go over to Superman/Joey. They whisper something into his ear and he jumps up and runs backstage with Lance and JC.

Superman/Joey From Backstage: Hey, I don't see Jessica Simpson anywhere!

Lance: Come back!

Superman/Joey runs onstage and runs into the monitor. He then id followed by the rest of *NSYNC crashs through the stage, knocking everything down. Chris runs into rthe camera and the show completely blacks out. Then you hear Hermi yell "That's all folks!"

A.N. No one belongs to me. I WILL accept creative criticisum.... No ' Oh, your story stinks so bad--------" etc. Thanks!