Simpsons/ Family Guy/ South Park Crossover
Chapter One
Over in the happy town of Quahog, the skies were turning from night to day. Over on Spooner Street, a jolly Peter Griffin had waken up and walked out of his bedroom and into the hallway. He marched down the stairs. An up-beat theme was playing and it seemed like Peter was about to singing. Then, he tripped over his son's skateboard, fell down on his knee, and the music stopped. "Tsss... AUUGH! Tsss... AUUGH! Damn it, that really hurt!", Peter yelled.
An hour later the rest of his family got up and was eating breakfast. The family always ate their regular breakfast: Frosted Flakes. Everyone at the table was quiet Peter's wife, Lois, started up conversation, "So, how's school going kids?"
Meg sighed, "I'm as unpopular as I'll ever be."
"Today, we're going to cut open a frog. I'm going to feed to the dog after that!" Chris happily said. "Good luck getting that to happen," said a sarcastic Brian.
"Wow, Chris, that sounds very exciting! What do you think, Peter?" asked Lois. Peter looked uninterested, "I honestly don't give a crap." Then everyone went silent. Peter had never really been taken an interest to Chris. After Chris finished eating, he put his dish away and exited the kitchen.
Lois stared at Peter angrily, "Peter, you have to start to take interest in you own son! Do you want him to think his own father doesn't ever love him?"
"Lois, I honestly just don't care. I just find him boring," Peter answered. Lois left the kitchen, "You know, Peter? There isn't another father as mean as you!"
"C'mon, there has to be someone across the universe that's just like me," Peter said. Stewie finally spoke up, "You know, it seems this family is just completely falling apart."
After that, Lois took Chris to school. Peter still had a feeling that someone out there was just like him... someone in the universe.