Catdog Gets Neutered with a Potato Peeler
On a thursday night it wis getting dark and the smell of burning cock flesh filled the sky. It was the time of the great raids. Giant microscopic alien ants had invaded the "earf" and their thirst for severed male genitalia surpassed even that of Bob Barker. Armed with potatoe peelers too advanced to be described to the human mind they were terrorizing the surplus population of whatever the fuck town Catdog lived in. Catdog was just sitting around wondering how to kill itself because of the plain fact that it was an abomination before God when the alien ants came for them.
"Holy pissing pretzels dog! We have been besmirched!"
"I want to die!" responded dog.
The potatoe peeler was upon them and soon the entirety of their cock and balls was removed. They then moved on to Winslow, removing his cock and gonads as well. It was a pretty mundane scene for an alien ant though. They have seen some right shit in the vast wilderpiss of the galaxy.
They brought their haul to their queen Zooey Deschanel and she feasted to several fortnights. The animals were dead. Catdog and Winslow and the other fuckers on that show were cast into worm hole and never seen again. I really have to scratch my ass after writing this guys so leave a review I sweat out my dong and I really don;t do drugs anymore I promise go away.