If the DBZ characters were schoolboys-----Story 2
Setting: Middle School
"Welcome to health class everybody! Today we will be talking about sex and other parts of the human body!" Vegeta stood up, "What is sex?" Goku smiled and raised his hand. "Yes goku! Do you know?" Goku nodded. " Sex is when 2 people go on a date, come home drunk, take off their clothes and then they…" "That's enough Goku! We get the idea! Lets talk about the body. Hmmmm………..I seem to have missplaced my chart!" Goku stood up and said " I have one!" The teacher looked confused. Goku grabbed chichi, brought her to the front of the room and pulled off her sash revealing her body. All the boys drooled. "A jeez goku! Put her clothes back on!" Goku whimpered and put her clothes back on. Chichi blushed. " Ms. Briefs! What do you think you are doing!?" Bulma and Vegeta are in the corner kissing. " Bulma stands up and hands the teacher $500. " Umm…continue on Ms.Briefs. " What I go through." Brinnngg!!! The class was over and everyone went to math.
The teacher Ms. Big Bitch was telling the class what to do. "Now ….you must solve you partners puzzle. Lets go. Bulma gave Vegeta her puzzle and Vegeta gave Bulma his. Goku and Chichi did the same. Vegeta and Bulma finally solved each others puzzle. They both giggled and sneaked their way to the bathrooms. J Goku got Chichi's puzzle unscrambled ( which was a miracle) He sighed. It said "When was the last time we did what they did?" When the period was finally over Goku and Chichi walked out into the hall to see Bulma and Vegeta. Bulma had some white stuff on her mouth. Goku opened his mouth to speak but Bulma said "Not milk"
They all went to lunch. Goku was sad and wanted to impress Chichi. Chichi and Bulma were eating lunch when there was a commotion over at one table. Chichi looked over and saw goku holding something. " Behold! The Condom! Natures Protection!" Chichi was pissed and grabbed Goku off the table and talked to him. " Why are you doing this!??" Goku frownned "Cause' I love you." Chichi was hurt. She kissed goku. Everyone "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
When they were going home they were accidentaly speeding. A cop pulled them over. "Apparentaly the ticket fine is 200 dollars. Vegeta sighed. "We cant pay that!" Chichi and Bulma smiled. "Don't worry boys! We have a plan!" The two boys looked at their girlfriends. They drooled again as the girls pulled up their shirts. The cop drooled. Chichi hit the gas and ran over the cop killing him. " Boy school was fun today!" said everyone.
I know it perverted but im sorry. Couldn't think of anything!