All The Way
by Lacrimula Falsa
Disclaimer: All praise the Great Bird of the Galaxy. I don't own any part of the StarTrek franchise/universe. Written for fun and not to make profit.
Summary: Data does everything all the way. Even dressing up.
A/N: I sadly failed to have this up on International Fanworks Day. Another drabble for the #IFDrabble challenge on AO3.
"A cowboy, Deanna?"
"A cowgirl. And you're?"
"Marilyn Monroe. But blonde doesn't suit me."
"Ladies."
Both women turned, caught one look at William Riker and burst out laughing.
"Tarzan, really?"
"Hey, I'm the flagship's first officer, I can get away with wearing a loincloth. I was going to be a Jedi, but Geordi built an actual lightsaber, so."
"And there he is with...oh my goodness, is that Data?"
"Yes. But he looks like...a black devil?"
"Nightcrawler."
"He was actually serious about changing his skin!"
"Well, Data does everything all the way. Even dressing up."