A New Pokemon Theme Song…
(sung to the tune of the MST3K song)
Misty: In a not too distant someplace,
Somewhere in a weird little place,
Ash Ketchum and his Poke-pals,
Are caught in an endless chase.
Pursued by a Team whose name is Rocket,
Two freaky people named Jessie and James.
They brought their Meowth along with them,
And in their metal Garados they hunt him,
All across the universe! (I obviously couldn't think of anything to say there.)
(in background) Meowth: We'll get you! (followed by the sound of a frying pan hitting him)
Jessie: We'll send him our cheesy motto, at the worst times we can find!
Meowth: Lalala!
James: He'll have to stop and listen to us, and we'll waste all of his time!
Meowth: Lalala!
Jessie: Now keep in mind Ash can't control, where the writers put us in.
Meowth: Lalala!
James: He'll try to keep his Pokemon, with the help of his bratty friends
(Ash Jumps in with a roll call prepared)
Ash: Charizard!
Charizard: Charrr! **You're cooked!**
Ash: Bulbasaur!
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!!! **Oh my stars!**
Ash: Squirtle!
Squirtle: (put on sunglasses) Squuuirtle squirt! **Check me out!**
Ash: Pikachuuuu!!!!
Pikachu: Pika! (I'm special!)
Brock: If you're wondering when we eat and sleep,
And other science facts.
Vulpix: Lalala!
Brock: Just repeat to yourself, It's just a cartoon!,
I should really just relax!
All: For Pokemoooooooonnnnn!!!
AUTHOR's Note: Okay, that was kinda crappy, but it's early in the morning when I'm doing this! I probably should've fit Gary in there somewhere, but I didn't know where!
ÓHanny_Blue. 2000