Author: Daisy_punky
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Let me entertain you
Joe walked into Duncan's dojo, tired as hell. He'd been busy trying to convince the counsel to keep him assigned to Duncan. It took him quite a lot of convincing but in the end he'd gotten what he wanted. He lifted the crate leading to the elevator and stepped in. As he approached the fourth floor he heard a soft sound growing louder with every second, suddenly a voice sang out:
'Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear'
Joe reached the floor and lifted the crate, and stopped. The scene unfolding in front of him left Joe completely frozen, all he could do was watch.
'Shake your arse come over here
Now scream'
The young man jumped on the couch and did as the song told him, signing along in a loud voice.
'I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear'
He jumped of the couch and ran to the bed, jumped on it and wiggled his arse.
'So some on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's to short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi'
He bent over and grabbed a pillow, held it up and sung to it.
'Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon Cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon Cher'
He swirled the pillow above his head and let go, not bothering to see where it landed. He jumped off the bed, rushed to the couch and swung one leg over the back.
'So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you'
He stood on the couch twisting and turning to the music. Joe came to his senses and backed up, out of sight, but not so that he couldn't see anymore. With a wicked grin he watched the rest of the unusual show.
'Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
You see through fads and your crazy phases, yeah'
Hands flew up, and the young man picked up another pillow.
'Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear'
He continued to jiggie across the room touching things, pretending to sing to them.
'Your mind gets burned
With the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's gonna be heard
You're tired of you teachers and school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mom and dad'
He laughed and picked up one of Duncan's coats, swung it around his shoulders and continued.
'So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you'
The man ducked and disappeared in the coat.
He may be good he may be outta sight'
Straightened and stepped on one of the stools.
'But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows.'
He wiggled his hips and smiled seductively to an unseen audience.
'You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you'
The young man now stood directly in front of the elevator, looked in and froze. His face became a study in absolute horror.
By now Joe had crumbled to the floor, holding his sides and biting his lip, trying desperately not to break out in a laughing fit.
The young man leaned over, "You're 'not' going to tell another soul about this!" He hissed.
Joe couldn't answer; he merely looked up and shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
The young man knelt down. "Please, please don't tell anyone." He pleaded.
Joe opened his mouth to answer, but the song must have been set to repeat, cause it started again. That did it, Joe crumbled and his laughter could be heard above the loud music.
The young man stood up and ran to the fire escape, desperate to leave this place.
Joe sat there, grinning like mad. "Well now, who'd have thought I'd ever get something to blackmail Methos with." He managed to get to his feet and left the scene of the crime.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Let me entertain you
Joe walked into Duncan's dojo, tired as hell. He'd been busy trying to convince the counsel to keep him assigned to Duncan. It took him quite a lot of convincing but in the end he'd gotten what he wanted. He lifted the crate leading to the elevator and stepped in. As he approached the fourth floor he heard a soft sound growing louder with every second, suddenly a voice sang out:
'Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear'
Joe reached the floor and lifted the crate, and stopped. The scene unfolding in front of him left Joe completely frozen, all he could do was watch.
'Shake your arse come over here
Now scream'
The young man jumped on the couch and did as the song told him, signing along in a loud voice.
'I'm a burning effigy
Of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear'
He jumped of the couch and ran to the bed, jumped on it and wiggled his arse.
'So some on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Life's to short for you to die
So grab yourself an alibi'
He bent over and grabbed a pillow, held it up and sung to it.
'Heaven knows your mother lied
Mon Cher
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and sing a different song
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mon Cher'
He swirled the pillow above his head and let go, not bothering to see where it landed. He jumped off the bed, rushed to the couch and swung one leg over the back.
'So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you'
He stood on the couch twisting and turning to the music. Joe came to his senses and backed up, out of sight, but not so that he couldn't see anymore. With a wicked grin he watched the rest of the unusual show.
'Look me up in the yellow pages
I will be your rock of ages
You see through fads and your crazy phases, yeah'
Hands flew up, and the young man picked up another pillow.
'Little Bo Peep has lost his sheep
He popped a pill and fell asleep
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet my dear'
He continued to jiggie across the room touching things, pretending to sing to them.
'Your mind gets burned
With the habits you've learned
But we're the generation that's gonna be heard
You're tired of you teachers and school's a drag
You're not going to end up like your mom and dad'
He laughed and picked up one of Duncan's coats, swung it around his shoulders and continued.
'So come on let me entertain you
Let me entertain you'
The man ducked and disappeared in the coat.
He may be good he may be outta sight'
Straightened and stepped on one of the stools.
'But he can't be here so come around tonight
Here is the place where the feeling grows.'
He wiggled his hips and smiled seductively to an unseen audience.
'You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me entertain you'
The young man now stood directly in front of the elevator, looked in and froze. His face became a study in absolute horror.
By now Joe had crumbled to the floor, holding his sides and biting his lip, trying desperately not to break out in a laughing fit.
The young man leaned over, "You're 'not' going to tell another soul about this!" He hissed.
Joe couldn't answer; he merely looked up and shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
The young man knelt down. "Please, please don't tell anyone." He pleaded.
Joe opened his mouth to answer, but the song must have been set to repeat, cause it started again. That did it, Joe crumbled and his laughter could be heard above the loud music.
The young man stood up and ran to the fire escape, desperate to leave this place.
Joe sat there, grinning like mad. "Well now, who'd have thought I'd ever get something to blackmail Methos with." He managed to get to his feet and left the scene of the crime.