Orochimaru's Cookies.
A/N: This story came to me from an anonymous reviewer. When I read the idea a plot bunny was formed. So here I am writing this. I'm not sure on pairings yet. Most likely Sasuke and Sakura. With a hint of Naruto and Hinata.
Summary: Orochimaru is baking cookies. People can only get cookies from Orochimaru. They can't make their own or they get sent to jail in Otogakure. Are these cookies really that good? SasuxSaku. OOC-ness.
Disclaimer: Nope don't own it. Might want to. But I can't. Because I'm poor.
Orochimaru's lair:
Kabuto was busy doing the dishes when Orochimaru came in. He goes over to the pantry and gets his apron and chef's hat.
"Kabuto, where's Sasuke?"
"He's training."
"Oh, well call him here."
Kabuto dries his hands and goes outside. Sasuke appears right in front of him.
"What do you want Kabuto?"
"Orochimaru, wants to talk to you."
"Fine."
Sasuke went into the kitchen.
"Sasuke, I have a mission for you."
"What?"
"Go to Sand and murder Gaara."
Sasuke smirked.
'this is just what I need to leave this creep and return to Konoha and to my Sakura.'
"Fine, I'll leave now."
Orochimaru just nodded. When Sasuke left Orochimaru went to work baking cookies.
"Okay Kabuto, let's get to work baking cookies."
In Konoha at some random house:
"Hey, Hinata-chan!"
"Y-Yes?"
"Do you want cookies?"
"Y-Yes."
"Okay."
This random person (A/N: Name starts with N.) got the things needed for cookies.
"Let's see, I wonder if I can make Ramen cookies?"
Then people from sound broke in.(If you haven't figured out who this person is then I will tell you.)
"Naruto Uzumaki, you are under arrest."
"Why?"
"For baking cookies."
Naruto was then dragged all the way to a jail in Otogakure.
With Sakura:
Sakura was busy fixing dinner when someone knocked on her door.
"Come in."
The door opened and Sasuke came in and tackled her to the floor.
"Sasuke! What are you doing here?"
Sasuke looked at her and then kissed her.
"Sakura, I love you."
"I love you too, Sasuke-kun."
Orochimaru's lair:
"Kabuto, shouldn't Sasuke be back by now?"
Orochimaru was still making cookies. He made like 1,000 cookies so far.
"Yes, I received word from our correspondents in Sand. Sasuke never showed."
Orochimaru just shrugged and continued baking cookies.
"He probably went back to Konoha."
Again Orochimaru just shrugged and continued baking cookies.
"Orochimaru, Sasuke left and you just want to bake cookies all day!?!"
"Yes."
At some other random house in Konoha:
"Lee, my youthful student, why don't we bake some youthful cookies?"
"Yes, Gai-sensei!"
Gai and Lee started to bake cookies. Then sound ninja appeared.
"Gai and Bushy Brows, you are under arrest for baking cookies."
"Lee, we'll spread our youth in jail."
"Yes, Gai-sensei!"
Lee and Gai were dragged away to jail hugging and yelling about youth.
With Itachi:
"Deidara, make me cookies."
"No, if I do that then I'll get sent to jail."
"No you won't."
"Yes I will. Orochimaru arrests anyone who makes cookies. I'll go buy some from him."
"Fine, I'll go too."
With Kakashi:
"Sakura where's Naruto?"
"I don't know."
"Let's go look for him."
So Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi all went to Naruto's apartment and found a note on the front door. It said:
"If you want to see Naruto,
Gai, and Bushy Brows again,
Come and Buy cookies at
Orochimaru's Bakery!"
"Orochimaru's Bakery? Sasuke, do you know anything about this?"
"No, although he was baking cookies when I left."
With Tsunade:
Tsunade is eating some of Orochimaru's cookies with a bottle of sake.
"Damn, these are good cookies. Shizune, get me team 7. I've got a mission for them."
When team 7 got there, Tsunade looked confused.
"Where's Naruto?"
"He's in a sound jail."
"Well perfect. You all can get him when you buy me more cookies."
Sakura got really mad.
"THAT'S ARE MISSION? TO BRING YOU BACK COOKIES?"
"Yes."
Sakura dragged Sasuke and Kakashi all the way to sound.
"Man, I've got to learn not to piss her off."
With Naruto, Gai, Lee, and Konohamaru:
"Konohamaru, why are you here?"
"Because Boss, I made cookies."
"Me too."
"Me three."
"Me four."
Just then a wall broke down.
"Naruto, come on! We need to get Tsunade's cookies."
"Okay."
With Orochimaru:
Orochimaru now had 1,000,000 cookies, in boxes ready to be shipped.
"Orochimaru, I need 3 boxes of cookies."
"Sasuke! Welcome back!"
"I'm not here to stay. Just give me the cookies and you will never see me again."
"Fine here."
Orochimaru gave Sasuke 3 boxes of cookies. When Sasuke turned to leave, Itachi appeared.
"Itachi!"
"Sasuke, what are you doing here?"
"I'm picking up cookies for Tsunade."
"Oh."
Sasuke left and Itachi got his cookies and followed. They saw a bunch of plastic wrappers in the dumpsters. Itachi saw that they were instant cookie wrappers.
"Orochimaru has been selling cookies from a package."
Itachi and Sasuke ran back into the lair. Orochimaru looked at them.
"Is something wrong?"
"Yes, you have been selling packaged cookies."
Orochimaru looked scared. Sasuke powered up the chidori and Itachi got ready to attack. Orochimaru used a jutsu and disappeared. Kakashi and Sakura and Naruto came in and saw Itachi and Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun! Let's get back to Konoha!"
"Hn."
Epilogue: They all went back to Konoha and lived happily ever after.
A/N: So tell me what you think. Again this was in a review. No Flames. My 4th fic. Please review! (puppy dog eyes)