Tokyo Ghoul: Haise& kaneki
Warning: this is a comedy action fan fiction not a sad dramatic type of thing enjoy. It all starts in the morning where kaneki gets out of bed "yes another day being alive and I got a flight to America " but what kaneki didn't know that his former-self Haise sasaki A.K.A his room mate burned his ticket by accident. Kaneki gets him self ready and looking finer than a coffee mug. "uuuhaahhh" haise screams in agony because he was having diariah in the toilet."what whos there " kaneki says while quickly pulling out his kagune. He then busts down the door to see haise taking a huge DUMP in his new toilet " HAISE YOU FREAKING SON OF A CRACKER,MY NEW TOILET""SHUT UP KANEKI I GAVE YOU THE DAMN MONEY YOU JACKASS!" Haise screams at kaneki. Later on they're at the kafe"YOU DID WHAT" kaneki screams at haise with his ghoul eye out. "sorry I was looking at it by the fireplace and it fell in" Haise explains"Idiot" kaneki mutters" YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?"Haise asks."Il punch you in the gut you big crap for brains" They both bust out there kagunes. Kaneki is rapid firing with his kagune and haise is doging all of them but one came from behind and pierced him in the ass. "aaah kaneki you bastard you De-verginized me you prick" haise fires back with 600 pierces per second kagune move. It messes kaneki up pretty badly. He caughs up blood as any anime person when they get pierced in the stomach. Kaneki jumps from building to building because haise is destroying all the ones that hes on. "STOP!" a girl yells. " Oh hey touka" they both say while there trying to destroy each other. "why don't you guys have a whos the better half breed contest, Loser has to not do anything annoying or stupid to the other for a year" touka suggests."all right" they both said as they nodded. And so they began the tournament in L.A California. What do You think will happen next. Tune in next week for chapter 2 of Tokyo Ghoul: Haise&Kaneki