Happy Valentine's Day! Okay, so this was inspired by an extreamly random roleplay pm conversation taralkarial(who you need to check out. Seriously, she is amazing)and I had. So that was it. Here goes nothing.
So taralkariel and I were talking and I said that Bucky was such a sad snowflake, yes, that was my phrasing. Taralkarial agreed. Then I told her that I really wanted to hug him, but I was afraid he would melt. She did also. But then I had a great burst of information in my mind. I told her that we should go to Arrendale and steal Olaf's snowcloud. Taralkarial laughed and said okay.
Then after that we tried to come up with a way to get there. Going by ship was totally out. Then I rememberd I had two pairs of Falcoln jet pack wings (For reasons I wouldn't rather state). But anyway I gave her a paair and put on a pair myself. We ran, took off, then flew to the north, according to a... um... PLOT CONVENIENCE!
So we headed north. Buuuuut then I remembered from my Norse Gods phase that we would be passing a temple to Thor. And we've all seen Thor get mad, so I told taralkariel that we needed to leave a sacrifice to him. She agreed. So I told her that we should leave a box of poptarts and a Nyan Cat. She didn't know where to find one but I did. So I told her we would get it on the return trip. So we left the poptarts with an IOUANC (I owe you a Nyan Cat) note.
We approached Arrendale slowly. And then I spotted our target and his object we needed to retrive. We flew to him, right over his head. I turned on my portable vacuum and sucked the snowcloud in to the chamber. We flew away, escaping the rath of Elsa. We both felt the chills of the blizzard she created after she saw the puddle Olaf had been reduced to, courtesy of yours truly.
So we flew up to space and went through galaxy after galaxy to get to the ultra pixeled one home to the poptart cat known as Nyan Cat. We approached our secondary target carefully. As a team of Homo sapiens sapiens new to this galaxy we had no idea what we were up against. But the I saw then I remembered when I had a bad cough and couldn't sleep for more than 5 minutes so I spent the whole night jacking around on the Internet. One video told me a single sprinkle, when shot with a high pressure plasma blast would weaken it so It could be captured. But I couldn't remember which sprinkle. But apparently taralkariel had seen the same video and remembered it was the magenta sprinkle. So she put her portable vacuum to the high pressure plasma blaster setting which hers had, due to... um... PLOT CONVNIENCE! Yeah, that was it. She shot the magenta sprinkle and NYan Cat videos everywhere got the Deleted video message as Taralkariel captured it in her vacuum chamber. We dropped it of at the Thor temple, then fast traveled Assassin's Creed style, through that Purgatory-like landscape.
We appeared right over the National Mall and Sam Wilson on his daily run. Even helping Steve search for his best friend didn't stop his fitness routine. After chucking a nag of bird seed at him, we flew on twords to the Smithsonian. There we flew above the Smithsonian Castle, Natural History, and like 16 others, before spotting Bucky in front of the exit of the Air and Space Museum, where I shot the snow cloud over his head. We landed and Taralkariel tried to ask for a hug. I just said screw it and hugged him. Taralkariel followed suit. And that is the story of our adventure to hug Bucky.
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