Assassination Uzumaki

Hello everybody, here I am again for a challenge from Ferdi719. This is a harem but I have not decided on everyone in the harem which will be 5 maximum for now. Currently I got Irina Jelavic, Karasumi Tadaomi (fem Karasuma), and Yukiko Kanzaki, I need a couple of others so I will be counting on you, readers to give me ideas.

"He he he I wonder what the kids have in store for me today". A man with spiky blonde hair that reached his shoulders, sapphire coloured eyes, and three whisker marks on either side of his face. He stood at an impressive height of 6'3 with a perfect athletic build; he wore swimming trunks and sunglasses while eating a coconut, the shell as well as the insides. The biggest part that stood out about him was his skin which was tanned yet had a slight yellow colour. "I better go before I am late" his mouth opened more than humanly possible and threw the whole coconut in, swallowing without a bite.

"I suppose it's time to get ready" in a movement too fast for the human eye, the man was gone and was replaced with a yellow octopus like creature with a Pac man like face with teeth, wearing a teachers robe and a teachers hat which was too small for the octopus head. "Here I come class, your one and only Koro sensei, Naruto Uzumaki". He jumped 30 meters in the air before flying forward at supersonic speed.

(Class 3-E)

"...Okay, good luck with your assassination, remember earths survival rests on you" a woman with long straight black hair except for her fringe which was spiky, she stood at 5'11. She wore high heels, a short black skirt, and a white button up shirt which was left open to show the top of her cleavage and the sleeves rolled up. In all she was a beauty with her clothes showing off her generously curved body.

"Yes Karasumi sensei" the students replied, Karasumi nodded walking out the classroom, opening the door to see Koro sensei aka Naruto with a massive grin.

"Good morning" Naruto appeared behind Karasumi giving him a back massage after Karasumi failed to stab Naruto with a green combat knife. "Have a good day Karasumi sensei" Karasumi smiled slightly putting her knife away. Naruto moved slowly to the teacher's desk and dropped the attendance book on the desk "time to get started". Naruto opened the book and took out a pen; he picked the book up again "class monitor if you would do the honours".

"Yes sir" a feminine blue haired boy, wearing the custom school uniform, except the blazer which was swapped with a blue sleeveless jumper. "Ready" all the students stood up pointing a gun at Naruto "Aim" everyone stared at Naruto while Naruto grinned as always. "Fire" everyone fired their guns at once making a wall of bullets but to Naruto who saw everything in slow motion.

"Let's take the register while you kids tire yourselves out" Naruto sidestepped the bullets, fitting through all the gaps. "Kayano" she replied with a 'here' "What was that, I can't quite here you under this gun fire" she repeated it only louder. "Okada" she yelled out 'here' in response... After 5 minutes Naruto closed the book "well it seems you are all finished trying to kill me for now".

"Surely we should have hit him once"

"Yeah, he is probably taking all those shots like a champ; I mean these won't hurt much" a male student with dark brown hair, wearing the uniform except the blazer spoke.

Naruto sighed "have you forgotten already, those may be harmless to you, but to me, they are highly dangerous, observe". Using a cloth to pick up the BB pellets "as one touches me" Naruto dropped one on his tentacle, which exploded on impact. "as you see, it would be fairly obvious if you did hit me" Naruto clapped his tentacles together. Naruto's face changed to have green stripes "so good luck killing me before graduation you're going to need it". His face changed back to his usual yellow "okay everyone tidy up the mess and then we can get started on today's lesson, I want no more shooting in lessons are we clear".

"Yes Koro sensei"

(A few hours later)

Nagisa stared at Naruto's back as he wrote questions on the board with chalk 'is still hard to believe that he is our sensei as well as the man who destroyed most of the moon'.

(Flash back)

Naruto stood in front of the class in his octopus form "Hello, how are you? I'm the one who blew up the moon"

"Huh?" everyone just sweat dropped at his casual way of saying it.

"I'm planning to blow up earth too, next year, anyway enough of that for just now, I'm going to be your new teacher" Naruto spoke like a kid going to the sweet store.

'There is something seriously wrong with this guy' everyone thought simultaneously. "I'm Karasumi from the ministry of defence, what I am about to tell you may seem a bit confusing and is top secret, so what I am about to say must not be talked about elsewhere". "You know what I will just come out with it, we need you to kill this thing for the sake of the human race" Karasumi crossed her arms under her bust.

"Excuse me" a short light brown haired student put their hand up. "No offense but is this a joke because if that is the alien that blew up the moon..." the student started but was interrupted by Naruto who looked annoyed.

"I will have you know I was born on earth for your information" Naruto raged on turning slightly red.

Karasumi sighed "now I am not at liberty to discuss the details of his juncture, so we have to assume he is telling the truth, his threat is all too real, this coming march he will obliterate the earth". "Apart from you guys, the only people that know about this are world leaders, if this got out to the public it would spread worldwide panic" Karasumi reached into her pocket. "Which means we have to kill him quickly with discretion" she took a knife out her pocket and tried to cut him but he appeared behind her. "As you can see..." she tried to stab him but he appeared behind her again "he is very fast". She tried one last time and got the same result.

"Now, now you need to calm down, how about a back message" Naruto put his tentacles down her shirt to give her a back message.

"As you can see he is a bit of a perv at times but as part of our negotiations he won't do anything to you, unless you let him" she glared at Naruto as the tentacles were visibly heading towards her breasts under her clothes. She coughed into her hand, warning Naruto as the tentacles started moving away from her breasts and out of her clothes.

A student raised his to ask a question "um didn't he just do something to you?"

"Not to him apparently, touching your private parts is the only thing he agreed that he would need your permission" Karasumi looked over at Naruto and held up a green book. "If anyone feels harassed by him just give him this to read, usually I would never consider you, kids getting a book like this and for anyone who wants to keep their innocence do not read this". Karasumi gave Naruto the book which he happily accepted "Everyone of you will be given a number of books but back on the main issue". She cleared her throat "to kill him, you will all need to become assassins".

(Flash back end)

Nagisa was brought out of his thoughts as a gun fired; he looked disinterested because as usual Naruto had caught the BB with the chalk. "What did I say earlier today Ms Nakamura" Naruto turned red in the face while tapping the ground with his feet. "No guns while in class, back of the class young lady"

Rio bowed "sorry sensei"

"Good I hope you all know there will be big punishments from now on, for anyone that breaks the rules" Naruto giggled darkly. "Anyone who breaks a rule before lunch will have to be naked for the rest of the school year that includes weekends and holidays" Naruto wiggled his tentacles like he was a monster from horror movie 'well the girls will anyway'.

In the afterlife a long white haired man with red lines around his eyes, sneezed then looked up proud for some reason. "I feel a disturbance in the wind" he clenched his fist while tears fell from his eyes "someone just had a genius perverted idea". He took out a notepad "I have got to find this amazing idea".

After 10 minutes past Naruto looked out the window as the bells rang "Well that's the lunch bells everyone, excuse me while I pop over to Indian for a bite to eat, I will be back in a moment". Naruto disappeared out the window.

40 minutes later Naruto landed back at the school campus wiping his lips with a napkin while carrying a missile in the other tentacle. "Oh Koro sensei, welcome back but what is that?" Yukiko asked nervously. Yukiko wore the normal school uniform; she had straight black hair that went half way down her back, light brown eyes. She was the most popular in class due to having well above average curves for her age while wearing a uniform slightly too small for her, a cute face, highly intelligent and was a loyal friend, the former mainly for the guys.

"My dear this is a missile from the Chinese, they tried to shoot me down when I was coming back here" Yukiko stepped back scared it would go off. "Don't look so scared, this is just the shell, I disarmed the bomb inside and dropped it into the ocean" he rubbed her head with his tentacle to calm her down. "Now it is time for class, let's get move on, we don't want to be late do we?" Naruto walked to the classroom with Yukiko following closely behind.

(Couple of hours later)

"Okay class your assignment for today is to create a poem with the last line reading 'it was tentacles all along' once your finished you hand it to me, your poem will be graded for grammar, creativityand overall beauty of expression".

Yukiko put her hand up "excuse me sensei but really?"

"Yes really" Naruto coughed into his tentacle "Allow me to give you an example 'Interpretation: A life lived vividly, powerful, wasn't a blossom shower scattering cherry petals in the garden – it was tentacles all along'"

"Yeah because that makes a whole lot of sense, jeez"

Naruto grinned "You may go home when you are finished"

"But sir, tentacles all along..."

"Yes it is quite a tricky one but it keeps you mind racing and your imagination slithering" Naruto grinned moving his tentacles in strange ways.

"Ew stop doing that, it's weird" Naruto turned pink from slight embarrassment

"Sensei, I'm finished" Yukiko stood up and walked forward 'While he is embarrassed I will strike'. Yukiko took out a knife and stabbed Naruto but he grabbed her wrist, while tutting. Seeing this Yukiko leaped at him wrapping her arms around him but he disappeared before she touched him.

"That was a brilliant idea, if I didn't see that you would be walking away with that prize money, very creative indeed" Naruto complimented. He looked at the rest of the class, who were all confused and started asking questions "well class this has been the best attempt so far, by attaching small cut up BB pellets, too small for the regular eye to see and sticking them on her clothing". Naruto patted her head, rubbing it again "a hug of death, very unique, you get full marks for that attempt, although..." Naruto went pink while giving a perverted grin "you never put any inside your clothes did you? Hehehe" his tentacles going crazy.

"Read your book" Karasumi opened the door throwing the perverted book with knives sticking out of it.

Naruto caught the cover of the book to avoid the knives "fine" Naruto huffed at having to read a book instead of a real girl.

"Karasumi sensei why are you here"

"From now on I will be your physical education teacher so..." Karasumi started

"WHAT but, but, but... what about me, I teach them, what am I supposed to do instead" Naruto panicked.

"I don't know, take a break for all I care but I have orders from HQ" Karasumi stated.

Naruto looked down depressed "fine but Karasumi sensei" his eyes glowed red before turning pink "I wouldn't wear a skirt if I were you hehehe, if you do I think maybe instead of your black thong like panties, you should try purple to have a contrast in colour between your clothes and hair". In a second all girls in the room pointed a gun at him and started shooting "ah what did I say" Naruto spoke dodging the bullets, which for some reason seemed stronger and faster for some reason. "Class dismissed" Naruto jumped out the window and disappeared, running from feminine fury.

Chapter end

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