F**k, wait... I forgot to turn the censor off, *click* That's better...
Sam:how much do you swear per day?
Around (really big number) times per day!
Sam: (-_-)
Not really...
Sam:...
Sometimes when a legendary is about to die they send their powers to a random person so their part in the planet doesn't get disrupted, in this case Meloetta was dying...
She got shot by a poacher who was trying to capture her for some unknown reason (usually to take over the world or to sell at a high price). She was bleeding quickly and she had to transfer her powers to someone else before she died! "Screw it!" She said launching her powers to find someone compatible as she died...
somewhere in pallet town...
A Human boy was playing on his Nintendo switch for the last time because he will be going on a pokemon journey tomorrow...
As he turned the console off a wave of energy hit him, almost knocking him unconscious!
He started to shrink, "What's... hapenin... to me?" He asked, as he shrunk his skin started to turn black (not racist) and his face a white color, on his waist was a band of green and a musical not appeared on the right side of his head... his body was akin to a dress, then he fainted because of the pain...
Sam woke up, "What happened?" His voice sounded alot more feminine than usual...
"Oh no...", Sam checked in the mirror, [mirror shows a Meloetta]
(Notice how I'm not using he/she)
Sam couldn't feel what a guy usually has... "fuck" she said, Sam didn't even know what she was!
Sam started to cry, her mom came in.
"Sam, wake u- what happened?" She asked, seeing a Meloetta crying on the floor. And noting that her son is gone, now there was a Meloetta there... maybe this is her son?
Sam looked towards her mom, she flew towards her and hugged her, all she heard was "Melo~"
"Sam is that you?" Her mom asked
Sam nodded, her eyes red with tears
"Its going to be okay..." Sam's mom said, she wasn't sure if what she said was true...
Then by complete accident Sam used telepathy 'how is it going to be okay? I'm a pokemon and a girl!'
"What? Oh dear, this is a problem..." Said Sam's mom... (lets name here after mine, maria)
"Lets go to professor oak's lab then" Said Maria, 'okay...' said Sam
oak's lab...
"hmmm this is a problem..." said Oak
'No shit' said Sam
"Language!" Yelled Maria at Sam
'Sorry'
"I guess we have to wait another week I guess..." said Maria "so you can get used to being in that body..."
'why me...'
a week passes and Sam learned more about her powers, like how she can teleport and scare the shit out of professor oak (Sam: the best idea i've ever had!)
Eventually during that week she regained her ability to speak and write english!
Now a week after Sam is going to get her first pokemon!
"To prevent anyone from capturing you I'll have to catch you" Said Maria
"Okay" said Sam as she got captured by her mom and then released...
Sam then went to oak's lab to get a starter
I hope you all enjoyed and please don't get pissed at me for this...