Chapter 1 of Dudette
Summary: Naruto had a beautiful dark haired girlfriend when he was just a little boy. Her name was Sasuke and Naruto loved her with all his heart. Sadly, she moved away one day and a few years later, she comes back... as a he. SasuSeme, NaruUke.
Warning: AU. Yaoi/Slash/BoyxBoy love. Rating will go up. Lemons may be written. Flames unwanted. Constructive Criticism welcome.
Disclaimer: Maniac Production- Only the plot. The characters arent mine.
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"I Want to be Like You"
"Narutos POV"
I'm sitting here, drinking my orange flavored Milkis while looking up at my calendar. Said calendar is not updated and is still on the month of April.
It is May now.
Anyway, on this calender is a picture of a little black haired girl wearing a pretty pink dress. Sitting next her, is a little blonde haired boy, who is also wearing a dress. I wonder why.
They're sitting on a bridge with their feet dangling off the edge and it looks pretty romantic. There are the fireflies dancing around them in the dark starry night.
Now, dont get me wrong. I'm not usually this sappy or pathetically romantic or anything. It just sort of reminds me of when I was little. You see, when I was six, I had this girl-friend that I loved with my whole being. You're probably thinking that nobody can find love at that age or that no six year old could even begin to understand what love is...
but you know what? Screw you. Who the hell cares what you think? Not me, thats for sure.
Anyway, this girl that I'm telling you about...
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"Flashback"
"Eh! You stupid idiots, get back here, now! Dangit." Sighing, a blonde haired boy with the bluest eyes sat slumped on the ground. He gave a small sniff before getting up to start cleaning himself up.
They had done it again. Those idiots that claimed to be his friends. Hmph, who needed them anyway?
The boy felt small tears well up in the corner of his eyes but refused to let them fall. He clenched his fists before batting away the eggshells his 'friends' had thrown at him. He tried wiping away the yolk and the slimy white stuff from his brand new shirt but his attempts were futile.
All he wanted was a friend. Even if it was just one. He had never understood why all the kids in his village hated him.
It wasnt just the children either. Their parents would glare at him everytime he took a small step towards them.
Uzumaki Naruto, was an outcast and he did not understand why.
The blonde started to walk towards the forest. There was a small clearing there that was his special spot.
His and nobody elses.
In his entire life, Naruto had never owned a single thing. Nothing worth mentioning anyway.. like his empty ramen cup collection. All his clothes were hand-me-downs from charity and he'd never had a home.
He lived at the orphanage.
It wasnt even worth calling it an orphanage either, because there were no other orphans that lived there with him. It was just him and Iruka-sensei. Iruka-sensei was the only kind soul in the entire village. The only one who cared enough to look him in the eyes and smile. He was his teacher and caretaker and Naruto loved him with all his heart.
Naruto arrived at his special spot and gave a wide fox-like grin. There was a flowing river there and somebody had built a small bridge over it. The grass was green and baby animals would eventually come seek him out to play. The entire clearing was surrounded by enormous green trees, probably the reason as to why nobody else had found it.
The blonde was examining his playgrounds when his eyes caught onto a dark-haired figure. The brunette was about his age and had long black hair and pale skin. She was slumped over with her hands covering her face and it looked like she was crying.
Naruto growled before stomping over to her.
"Idiot, you're in my spot! Go away and you's better not tell anybody about this place."
The brunette looked up at him and Naruto was surprised to see tears in her eyes. It was making him feel guilty as he watched those obsidian eyes grow impossibly wetter.
"Hey, you dont have to cry about it, you know. Stupid baby. Go away!"
The girl stared at him blankly, her eyes never leaving his.
"No."
"No what? You cant say no! This is my spot. Go find your own and leave me alone."
The girl wiped her nose on her sleeve and stood up. She was a little shorter than him and stood there with her lips quivering. Without answering, she took off running away through the woods.
The blonde gave himself a pat on the shoulder and sat down next to a pile of baby bunnies. "What a stupid girl. I sure showed her!"
With that said, he lay down against his favorite tree and closed his eyes for a nap.
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"Shit. Late again. Iruka-sensei's go'nna kill me."
For a six year old, his vocabulary was quite large, especially in the cursing department. It was no surprise, really because it was all he heard when he found himself in the presence of the villagers.
Naruto ran and ran towards the orphanage where Iruka was undoubtedly waiting for him with his nostrils flared.
Panting, Naruto didnt slow down and kept running. It was then that he heard the familiar voices of his bully friends and the unmistakable sound of sniffling.
The boy turned around and saw three figures a few feet away. Two of them were surrounding the third and after squinting, he could see that they were throwing rocks at her. The bullies were huge yet the target was small and was crouching in a defending position. He could see the familiar spiky long hair of the girl he'd seen back at the forest.
Naruto frowned. Even he knew that it was forbidden to hit a girl. It was some sort of an unspoken rule and he frowned as the two figures continued to hit her.
"Hey!" Hey... had that come out of his own mouth?
The two bullies turned around to face him and sneered. "Well, if it isnt Naruto. Watta ya want? Cant you see we're busy hitting this loser." One of them laughed and kicked the quivering girl.
Narutos fists clenched and his glare became more heated as he stared hatefully at his two former friends. "Leave her alone! What's she done to you, huh? Stupid bastards, I'm gonna kill you!"
The two boys smirked before turning their attention fully on the blonde. Orochimaru laughed before turning to the girl. "Ya see that? Even he thinks you're girly. You're a disgrace to the Uchiha name."
Naruto glared at them both before charging at them with his fists clenched tight. Needless to say, it wasnt such a good idea. Orochimaru and his idiot sidekick, Kabuto were bigger and four years older than himself. It wasnt a surprise when Naruto fell down next to the dark haired girl, bleeding and bruising. He closed his left eye and glared up at the duo. Orochimaru looked bored, which meant that he'd leave them alone soon.
Good.
The snake-like boy looked at his watch and cursed. "I'm late for dinner, damn. Leave these two shitheads here and go home." Orochimaru sneered at the two before turning around and walking away. Kabuto, his idiotic yet brilliant lackey obediantly headed the opposite way. Funny thing that such a smart boy would make the stupidest mistake to get stuck with Orochimaru as his side partner.
Naruto sighed and turned around to face the girl and when her face met his, he glared.
"You're that girl that I saw back at my forest." He grumbled.
The girl blinked and looked at him before nodding silently.
"What? Cant you talk?" The questions were now impatient and demanding. He did have a overprotective dolphin waiting for him back home after all, no doubt with a spatula in his hand. It wasnt like Iruka-sensei abused him or anything, no. He was too kind hearted for that. The spatula was just an item to make him look a bit more intimidating. The blonde boy insisted it didnt work. Perhaps it was the way Iruka's eyes and eyebrows were shaped. The poor man just wasnt cut out to be scary looking.
"Well?" Naruto glared at the girl once more.
"I.. I can talk... my name's Sasuke."
"Sas-suke?"
The girl nodded.
"What a stupid name. Its not a good name for ya 'cause it sounds like a boys name."
The girls eyes filled with tears and Naruto sighed in exasperation. "Fine. I sorry. What a crybaby. I dont cry. I never cry. You should be more like me."
Sasukes eyes lit up slightly and nodded. "I should be more.. more like you."
Naruto grinned. "You should!"
"Wha.. what's your name?"
"I'm the great Uzumaki Naruto. Didnt cha hearda me? If you havent, you must be a stupid loser."
"I.. heard of you. My father told me to stay away from you."
The blonde glared angrily with his fists clenched. "Well, yer fathers stupid!" The girls eyes flashed an angry shade of red for a second before she turned her face to look away. "I dont have to listen to father anymore. He's not here."
"Where'd he go?"
"He's dead."
"Oh." Narutos anger quickly disappeared and in place of that emotion lay understanding. "Well, my mom and dad arent here either... but you see how great I am? I dont need my parents to be great!"
A few seconds pass and finally, Sasuke smiled a genuine smile and it was the most beautiful smile Naruto had ever seen. It made the boy blush a little.
"I.. I want to be great like you, Uzumaki-san."
"What are you? Those smart rich idiots or something. Call me Naruto."
The girl seemed heisitant before uttering two words that made Naruto, possibly the happiest boy alive.
"Na-Naruto. Friends?"
A grin. A nod. "Yeah. Friends."
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Chapter 1 Fin.
To be continued.
I got lazy and no matter how I wrote the damn chapter, it sounds stupid to me. Constructive criticism please and tell me if you think I need a beta. Dont worry. Sasuke's seme in this story, so quit panicking. Just to make sure you know, Sasuke was always a boy. Naruto, being the cute little moron he is, never realized that his girlfriend had a penis.
Chapter is short and I'm sorry. Hopefully, they'll get longer. A few of Narutos speeches have bad grammer but thats because I wanted him to talk the way his age demands of him. No complaints there please.
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-Maniac