Rarity vs. Evil Santa
After rediscovering the game Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko, I was inspired to have Rarity (one of the main characters in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) fight Evil Santa from the Holiday Broadcasting level. Mild language, but nothing outside of what is said in Gex.
Rarity walked into a Christmas-themed level, wearing a red and green scarf. She looked around. There were evil elves and penguins everywhere.
"What is going on here?" said Rarity. "Why isn't this place as divine as usual?"
"This place belongs to Evil Santa now!" said the elf. "He's an evil version of Santa Claus! Kneel before him!"
"I won't stand for this!" said Rarity. She zapped the elf with a magic beam, and he turned to static and vanished. Rarity ran over to a set of platforms with a sign that said "DIP". She climbed up each platform until she reached a small gorge, across which was Evil Santa.
"You are foolish to come against me," said Evil Santa. "Here's some presents!" Evil Santa threw a present at Rarity. It hit her, shattering to pieces, and knocked her down.
"That wasn't very nice!" said Rarity, getting back up. "There's only one thing to do!" Rarity turned to the side and began whipping her tail back and forth. "I whip my tail back and forth! I whip my tail back and forth! I whip my tail back and forth! I whip my tail back and forth!"
Evil Santa threw another present at Rarity, but her tail whipped it back at him, knocking him down.
"You're a bitch," said Evil Santa as he got back to his feet.
"I beg your pardon?" said Rarity. "Well at least he didn't call me a mule! I WHIP MY TAIL BACK AND FORTH..."
Evil Santa jumped to the side and threw another present at Rarity, but her tail hit it back at him again.
"You're a bitch," said Evil Santa again as he jumped to the side and threw another present at Rarity. But her continuous tail whips sent it back at him. Evil Santa fell to the ground, turned to static, and disappeared.
"Let's get out of here!" said the evil elves as they ran away with the penguins. It wasn't long before the real Santa Claus was restored to power.
THE END
AN: If you haven't seen it, there's a video looping of Rarity whipping her tail back and forth with voiceover "I whip my hair back and forth" and "hair" starts to sound like "tail" after a while. And now I can't hear "back and forth" without thinking of Rarity.