Hello, this is a series of unfortunate events. It is fortunate that they are not in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events because then, unfortunately, the series would be very, very short.
The day is February 29. All was going surprisingly well for the Baudelaires, until….wait, it's 2007. It's not a leap year. This day doesn't exist. And they all died.
More morbid little tidbits to come:)