A Detour Into the World of Demyx

Chapter 1

This venture is called a detour for a reason. It is into the world of Demyx, who is quite possibly number IX because on a scale of 1 to 10, Demyx's craziness gets an indisputable number 9. So, let us venture into the deep, dark depths of the Melodious Nocturne.

Demyx sat by the edge of the lake, calmly strumming his sitar and watching the water as it responded to his playing by forming a giant armadillo, which rolled up into a ball and sank back down to join the rest of the water. Demyx wondered slightly about the armadillo, but decided that it was best to let the water do what it felt like doing.

The water had just started to take the shape of people doing a square dance, which Demyx decided to help along by playing a good song for it, when a bullet came out of nowhere and hit Demyx in the rear end.

"Ouch!" he shouted, at which point the water exploded and flew everywhere, soaking Demyx, who immediately snapped his fingers and was dry. He then played a chord on his sitar and stepped into a bubble of water, which flew over the woods to Xigbar, dropping Demyx off right next to the second in command, who, scared by Demyx's sudden appearance, whirled around and shot him 2 more times.

Demyx shrieked in pain.

"Oopsy-daisy," said Xigbar, "Next time don't fall out of the sky. That's Sora's job, and, you know. We hate him."

"I'll try to remember that." Groaned Demyx, yelping as he pulled out one of the bullets, "Anyway, I came down here to ask if you would please not shoot towards the lake anymore" he turned around to show Xigbar the bullet in his butt.

"Ha!" Xigbar laughed, "Dude, you got shot in the butt! That's hilarious!" he said as he took a picture of it and continued to post it on Facebook, and, unceremoniously, yanked it out of Demyx's rear end.

Demyx jumped again. "Note to self," he thought, "Avoid Xigbar when in pain; he'll only make it worse."

Demyx had trouble sleeping that night because of his wounds kept rubbing against the sheets, and he didn't trust Vexen to treat his butt. Larexene's cackling at Xigbar's post 4 rooms down didn't help either.

It was going to be a long night.