Hello again! I'm here to announce the beginning of a new series called: "Tobi Torture', in which we make up new and funny ways to torture/kill/make fun of everyone's favourite aspiring Akatsuki; TOBI! I love Tobi! Yay!

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS! IF I DID, ITACHI WOULD BE MY "PERSONAL" SLAVE!

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Tobi was given a rather rude awakening. He had been hiding under Deidara's bed in order to remain at Akatsuki HQ unnoticed, but unfortunatley, Deidara had peeked under his bed while looking for a missing sock, and upon seeing the young man, screamed a very girly scream 'EEEK!' and proceeded to throw Tobi out the window.

A few hours later, Tobi regained consciousness and wandered back into the Akatsuki building-thingy. Then was promptly thrown out the door again by a less-than-sane Deidara.

"Aww...let him stay, Deidara. What's he ever done to you?", the venus-flytrap man's back side said

"HE WAS HIDING UNDER MY BED!" Deidara said, still shaking from the startling discovery only a few hours earlier.

"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi shouted from the yard.

"Yes, Tobi's a good boy." Zetsu's white half said this time as they beckoned Tobi back inside. For pancakes too!

Tobi sat down in the seat farthest from the crazy blonde and took a few pancakes. "Thank you, Zetsu-san.". Next to him, Uchiha Itachi sat, tired looking, with his normal eyes instead of the usual red sharingan. The young man's dark eyes were slightly frosted over, showing the weaker side of the S-ranked criminal. Yes, Uchiha Itachi was blind. or at least, nearly blind, without his sharingan. However sad this might have been, it could be very amusing to watch him eat. Tobi watched as Itachi picked up a spoon instead of a fork, and stuck it into the table, instead of his pancakes. he pulled it up, dislodging a rather large piece of the table and shoving it in his mouth. Or, at least he was able to slam himself in the face with a piece of wood. Tobi couldn't help himself, he laughed and sent the piece of pancake he had been chewing flying right towards Kisame's face.

Itachi noticed the young man's laughter, and, not being in a very forgiving mood, took it upon himself to 'repremand' the yound ninja.

"TSUKIYOMI!"

Tobi opened his eyes to find himself submerged in a red-and-black world. Itachi stepped over to him. "I'm glad to see you find my blindness so amusing" he said in a menacing tone. "Now, for the next 72 hours, you will be...A CHEW TOY FOR THIS DOGGIE!" Itachi pointed at a small bulldog who was grinning with all its jagged teeth. Itachi sat down on a mangekyou-version chain and watched as the doggie had fun with his new 'toy'.

"NOOOOOOO!"

w00t! Blind Itachi and dog-toy Tobi!Sorry if it was short..!I have no idea what I was thinking when i wrote this, butI hope you like it! Review please; and in your reviews you can suggest means of torture for poor Tobi!

SIEG BALL!

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