Act 1
Scene 1
Dorothy: ( just says there's no place like home ) Well got to go.
Henry: Now where do you think your going little missy?
Dorothy: I'm going to the mall, but you wouldn't understand and you are not allowed to come with me.
Aunt Em: Say what?
Dorothy: I am 16 years old I should be allowed to go to the mall by myself.
Aunt Em: Say what?
Henry: I heard her, and Dorothy if you think your so grownup why don't you just move out.
Dorothy: Well, maybe I will!
Aunt Em: Say what?
Henry: Dorothy even if we let you it would be impossible I mean who in the right mind would rent some 16 year old an apartment?
Dorothy: Maybe someone in New York, yeah NEW YORK!
Henry: So what were through now? After all these years I can't believe it has to end this way.
Dorothy: Well it is, goodbye.
Aunt Em: Say what?
Henry: Is there anything else you can say?
Aunt Em: Yes as a matter of fact I can.
Henry: Say what?
Dorothy then finds herself in New York city and tries to call a taxi
Dorothy: I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore. Taxi! Taxi! How do you get one of these things to pay attention to you? TAX... ( stops right when a taxi pulls up )
Bus driver ( aka Nathan Detroit ): Hello, I'm Nathan and I'll be your taxi driver today. So, where you heading off to?
Dorothy: I'm trying to find an apartment.
Nathan: Hey, I've been looking for a roommate for the longest of times. Would you be interested?
Dorothy: Well, how much would it cost?
Nathan: I'm trying to keep my cr…UD game running so I need about let's say 10,000 bucks.
Dorothy: What about a penny a year?
Nathan: Deal. I'll give you the key to the place. Oh and if you ever hear some nasty phone messages they are from my wife Adelaide.
Dorothy: Ok then.
Nathan: ( pulls up to his apartment ) Ok home sweet home there is no place like it as they say in that movie umm... what's it called?
Dorothy: Oh yeah it's like... Something about a wizard and there's a witch and the girl is trying to get home to.
Nathan: OHIO!
Dorothy: Oh well, want to go inside?
Nathan: I have a long shift so I won't be home until later why don't you just look around the place a bit while I'm gone
Dorothy: Ok bye.