Summary: Prompt "When hell freezes over." Dialogue-only fic.
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me…which makes me to cry inside.
Note: A random bout of silliness inspired by a 20_fics prompt on livejournal. You can check out my journal (link on my profile) to see my table. More "Back-Up Plan" coming soon…Promise.
Not Happening
By LissaMarie
"When hell freezes over."
"I'm only saying-"
"And I'm only saying it's never going to happen."
"Eliot-"
"Drop it, Sophie."
"Can I do it?"
"No, Parker. No one's doing anything!"
"There's nothing wrong with change, bro."
"I see no reason to change something if nothing's wrong with it to begin with, Hardison."
"Maybe you should all just leave the man alone."
"Thanks, Nate."
"If he wants to look like hippie that's his business."
"I don't look-"
"Can I put flowers in your hair?"
No, Parker! And for the last time, I do not look like a hippie. I do not need a change. And if anyone comes near me with scissors, I will make them eat them. My. Hair. Is. Fine."