A Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop

by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma

I wrote this for all you 'Gangsta 1337' speakers out there. This story is written almost 90 percent in that language for you all. Feel like becoming a total idget, as Haru would say? Read this.

A/N:

I don't know what I was thinking writing this. All I know is that there will be alot of spelling mistakes, because I turned off spell check. Why? Because this is a GANGSTA 1337 story and Microsoft Word doesn't agree with GANGSTA 1337 speak.

Disclaimer: I don't own the few FB charries mentioned. (Kyo, Haru, Hiro, Ren,Yuki and Akito)

Warnings: You can guess, right?

IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND 1337 SPEAK, DON'T READ.
ACTUALLY, READ IT ANYWAY. YOU'LL BE PLEASENTLY SURPRISED.

1n da mornin of joone 18, dis yeer, yuki desided 2 go kik harus ass 4 alwys httin on him. ky0 cam 2, cos he hatd haru.

"i hat dat stoopid cow mudder fooka!" yuki sed as dey wlkd 2 da hows were haru sleps. ky0 agred, cos if he didnt, yuki wood kill im. all ofn da suden, ren and aktio cam.

"Stop this Gangsta language right now, you boys! It's utterly offensive and no one in there right minds can understand it! Now shoo, and show some respect to your language!" ren sed in a not vry gangsta 1337 voiss. ky0 hit ren wid 1 of da chains arund his nek. it hit her hard. ky0 laffed.

"As God of the Zodiac, I say you should stop this gangsta speak right now!" akit0 sed all uncool lik to da 2 ppl gonna kill haru.

"shadup, u r gangsta urself!" ky0 sreemd at her, cos she is 1. akit0 den admited 2 beein a gangsta. ren crid.

"sup ladys?" h1r0 sed frm behnd dem "i wana kill haru 2!"

so off dey al wnt, 2 kill haru. lil did dey no, haru was behind em da hole tim! shoked, yuki sed soz.

"soz haru, i dunt rely wana kill u, i just wana stop u hittin on me"

"kk den il stop" haru sed kinda politly cod hes a cow.

ky0 and h1r0 den wnt howm cos dey only cam to kill haru.

"My word! This story makes abosolutely no sense! Where is te plotline? Huh? Where!" ky0 n h1r0 den sided 2 kill ren, cos she woodnt shaddup.

yuki got mad, den. "y u kil ren! she ma mum, bitch!"

but yukis mum aint ren, it akit0. evry1 nos dat!

haru den plaid da bagpips cos hes an idgt.

da end.

A/N:

I don't type like this, by the way on MSN and stuff. I'm decent.

As I said before, sorry for any spelling mistakes. Not like you guys care, there's enough mistakes in there to make my IQ drop.