EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AUTHORS NOTE!! MUST READ BEFORE STORY!!

The ULTIMATE fanfiction crossover yet!! ok, not really, but it's going to be pretty amazing! The two main stories are going to be Maximum Ride and X-Men... but it's very important to note that for the X-Men part, it'll be based on the FILM version... I haven't read the comics, so I have no idea what that's about. Also, this story will take place 2 years after Max saves the world, and during movie 3 - the Last Stand. Also important to realize, is that I haven't exactly read book 4 of MaxRide, and all the stuff that's from there will be based on the little knowledge I have from it from all of the FanFics I've read that have been made after it. So yea. Anyway, some other stories that will later on be included in this are Percy Jackson and the Olympians (after book 4), Harry Potter (After book 7), and for humor purposes, Narnia (which I've only read up to the 4th book, cause they're kinda annoying..) So there it is! Oh, and even though it's going to be parody-ish, it is going to have a plot... sorta. Any way, if you have any other stories, movies, tv shows, etc. that you want to be featured in here PM me so I can put it in! Also,

Now Onto the Story!!

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING except for the genious idea of combining all of these wonderful stories... ok not even that, since there's like already a whole bunch of parodies... but you guys get the main idea!!


Max POV

"MAAAAAXXXX, I'm hungry!!" Gazzy whined, as we flew over the Pacific ocean. I sighed, this was the 37th time that he said that... not that I'm counting. Ever since we 'Saved the World' and all that jazz, we've been pretty much flying to different places, looking for something to do or someplace where we can settle down... and that was two years ago.

You'd think by now we'd have found a nice home where we can just relax, and not worry about things. Maybe even get the younger ones into school, and Iggy, Fang and I could get a job. But sadly, here we are trying to get as far away from Japan as possible, ever since Iggy and Gazzy 'accidentally' dropped a bomb on Hiroshima which of course caused a huge panic. Now we're flying back to the good ole US of A.

"LAND HO!!" I heard Nudge yell after a while. "Where Nudge?" "Just a few miles ahead... it's an island." She said, squinting her eyes. "Oh and look it's the Golden Gate Bridge!" She squealed... uh-oh, here comes the Nudge Channel.

"OMG, look guys! It's SOOOOO pretty! Why is it called the Golden Gate, it's red! Oh oh oh, does this mean that island coming up is Alcatraz? Oooh, that would be SO cool! But it's also scary, since we're flying over all the bad people... Hey! Could the whitecoats be in there? Oooh, that's freaky! Wait this means we're close to California! Oh I can't wait to go to Hollywood! Or even somewhere like San Fransisco! Wait, isn't that like the Gay capital of the world! Ew! Haha, I just thought about if some guy would like hit on Fang, or something! That would be like SO funny! He'd be all 'How you doin?' and Fang would just glare, cause that's what Fang does. And then the guy would hand him is number, and Fang would beat him up!! Hahahahaha, that is like so LOL! Oh hey, here's the island , why is it so grey?-"

Yea I stopped listening, and looked down at Alcatraz... though it would be funny if a gay guy hit on Fang. No! Bad Max, think about the landing. Yes, land is good. Fang bad. "Hey Max, what's going on down there?" Iggy asked, his face looking like he was trying to concentrate.

I looked closer, and realized that instead of the normal cement jail cells, there was a giant white building. Sorta like a hospital. Surrounding it were a whole bunch of people, some in line for something, others protesting. There were also some news cameras. "I don't know Iggy, wanna go check it out?" The flock agreed, and we quickly found an alley to land in.


"SAY NO TO THE CURE!" People chanted, holding picket signs. Oh great, we just had to land with the mobs. "Max, what are they talking about?" Gazzy asked. "I don't know, hold on." I turned to Angel, who was trying hard to pick up what they were saying. "Angel sweetie, do you know what this is about?" I asked her. "There's alot of noise, but I managed to find out that they're protesting about some sort of cure." No duh. Angel pouted at me. Sorry Angel. "What's the cure for?" Fang asked quietly.

"Not sure, hold on." She went back to reading people's mind, and I decided to scope out the area. The people around us looked like normal people, though there were some weird ones. Like this one guy had all these weird tatoos and spiky hair. Another one, had a sorta greenish tint to his skin. Weird. Then again, I really don't have a say in what's weird or not. Angel suddenly gasped. "They're mutants" She said quietly. "Wait, wah?" Iggy asked.

"Look. The lady in front of us, on the back of her neck are gills. She can breathe underwater." I looked up, and sure enough, poking out from underneath her necklace were gills. "This is... weird." Gazzy mumbled. "Come on, let's see if we can find out more." As we turned, there was a loud crash, then a shower of glass spilled over everyone. We looked up and saw a huge pair of wings fly away.

"Whoa" Was all we could say.


Why so surprised Maximum? Oh great, Jeb's back. Well, I don't know, maybe the fact that A GUY WITH WINGS JUST JUMPED OUT OF THAT BUILDING! And how is that so surprising? I glared at him in my mind, and turned towards the flock. "Are we just gonna stand here, or go after him?" I said out loud, which for some reason shocked them. "Uh, Max, he could be, like, evil." Nudge said.

Oh, yea. Forgot.

Someone's been slacking off. Are you going to help me or not? I growled at him. Say please. Man, he was annoying. Please? Well, since you said please. To put it frankly, he's a mutant. No duh. But, not like in the way you're thinking. Ok what? Warren, the mutant's name, was born a mutant. You were made in a lab. Warren has what they call the X factor. It is a special unknown gene that causes mutant evolution. Many scientists still don't know how it originated. Oh, was all I could say. So you're saying that these, mutants, were born that way? Yes Maximum. Well that kinda sucks... then again, I'd rather be born it then have to be made one.

So, why is everyone upset about the cure? I asked him. Maybe you should ask Warren... I waited for him to mention more, but he didn't. Well this is great, but I guess this Warren guy shouldn't be too bad, since Jeb told us to go after him... wait, when did I start paying attention to Jeb? Wow I am slacking off. "Max! You there?" Iggy's hand waved in front of my face.

"I'm fine Ig. Just talking to Jeb." I told them, which sorta surprised them. "I thought he left you alone since we destroyed Itex?" Gazzy said. "That's what I thought too." I mumbled. "So, what'd he want?" Fang asked. So I told them. And surprisingly, they took it well. Well, Gazzy and Iggy were excited, Nudge wouldn't shut up - "That's SOOOOOO cool! He was kinda cute, don't ya think? - Fang, well he was just being Fang and Angel, she had a look like something wasn't right.

"Angel, what's wrong?" I asked, which immediately got everyone's attention. "It just seems a little... suspicious, is all." Was all she said. Okaay? Creeped out. Anyway, I guess we better start looking for that Warren kid. "U and A guys! We've got a mutant to find!" I said, which sounded kinda weird. As we took off, I heard a faint grumbling noise.

"MAX! WE FORGOT THE FOOD!!" Gazzy yelled, as if it were the worst thing in the world, his little face red with frustration.

Oops?

So there's the first chapter! What do you think? It's kinda short, but whatever... R&R guys! I don't mind flames, as long as they're not vulgar... but be a little easy, it's my first fic, and I'm still getting used to this whole thing! Though after the third chappie, you guys can flame all you want!

Fly On,

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