Black Rose Seminar
A parody songfic by Kaori-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Utena, nor do I own anything else used in this
fic. Thank you.
(The scene starts off in complete darkness. Suddenly, a bunch of spotlights
appear out of nowhere, illuminating a very colorful set that is very
similar to the set of "I Love Lucy's" Ricky Ricardo show. The main Utena
characters run out on stage, all wearing various cabana-esque costumes and
dancing. Utena takes center stage and begins singing to the tune known as
either "Star Wars Cantina" or "Copa Cabana", with the other characters
providing backup and also throwing in some harmony during the chorus parts
of the song."
(Utena)
Her name was Kanae,
She was engaged to
The young chairman of the board;
She had everything and more!
But she got jealous
Of his sis, Anthy
She gave her quite a pretty scarf,
But Anthy made her want to barf!
So Kanae went to see
A guy who's real creepy
He wants a brand-new Rose Bride whose
Actually a guy!
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
(Utena)
There was Wakaba,
And then Kozue,
Who could forget Shiori?
Mitsuru's stalking Nanami
Then there's C-ko!
A shadow play girl!
Keiko is getting really mad-
Nanami's treating her real bad!
So they all went to see
Who Mikage could be!
With a bit of mind-controlling,
They were all turned to his lackeys!
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
(Utena)
Mikage tried to
Make a new Rose Bride
Out of some boy who died,
Where all those Duelists fried!
And then I found out
What was going on,
So I challenged him to a duel,
And made Mikage look a fool!
It turns out Mikage
Had killed those boys that day!
Why hadn't he simply refused
To put on that ring?
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
Black Rose..
Black Rose Seminar..
Black Rose..
Black Rose Seminar..
(The song ends as all the characters strike some sort of pose. Pre-recorded
applause and cheering blast at full volume, and the scene ends.)
A parody songfic by Kaori-chan
Disclaimer: I do not own Utena, nor do I own anything else used in this
fic. Thank you.
(The scene starts off in complete darkness. Suddenly, a bunch of spotlights
appear out of nowhere, illuminating a very colorful set that is very
similar to the set of "I Love Lucy's" Ricky Ricardo show. The main Utena
characters run out on stage, all wearing various cabana-esque costumes and
dancing. Utena takes center stage and begins singing to the tune known as
either "Star Wars Cantina" or "Copa Cabana", with the other characters
providing backup and also throwing in some harmony during the chorus parts
of the song."
(Utena)
Her name was Kanae,
She was engaged to
The young chairman of the board;
She had everything and more!
But she got jealous
Of his sis, Anthy
She gave her quite a pretty scarf,
But Anthy made her want to barf!
So Kanae went to see
A guy who's real creepy
He wants a brand-new Rose Bride whose
Actually a guy!
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
(Utena)
There was Wakaba,
And then Kozue,
Who could forget Shiori?
Mitsuru's stalking Nanami
Then there's C-ko!
A shadow play girl!
Keiko is getting really mad-
Nanami's treating her real bad!
So they all went to see
Who Mikage could be!
With a bit of mind-controlling,
They were all turned to his lackeys!
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
(Utena)
Mikage tried to
Make a new Rose Bride
Out of some boy who died,
Where all those Duelists fried!
And then I found out
What was going on,
So I challenged him to a duel,
And made Mikage look a fool!
It turns out Mikage
Had killed those boys that day!
Why hadn't he simply refused
To put on that ring?
(All)
At the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
The scariest place ever by far!
Here at the Black Rose,
Black Rose Seminar!
Duelist haters and weird elevators,
At the Black Rose..
Black Rose..
Black Rose Seminar..
Black Rose..
Black Rose Seminar..
(The song ends as all the characters strike some sort of pose. Pre-recorded
applause and cheering blast at full volume, and the scene ends.)