DISCLAIMER: I don't own Blazblue.

This will probably contain some minor spoilers. Takes place after the True Ending in Blazblue: Continuum Shift.

First time writing Blazblue. I hope that I didn't make Ragna and Tao too OOC...

"Meowr, good guuu-uuyy! I'm hungry!"

"So you've said for the last two hours. What do you expect me to do about it?"

"Feed me!"

"Hell no! Our provisions are already almost gone, thanks to you, and we're not even halfway there!"

"But, good guy, I want to eat neow!"

"No!"

"You're so mean, Rawrgna! I should start calling you meanie instead!"

"Be my guest."

"Mew, Tao's so hungry...Oh, I can hear my tummy crying!"

"Uh-huh."

"In pain and agony!"

"Good for you."

"And lots and lots of suffering!"

"Whatever."

"Good guy, you're so heartless! You're nothing like cat person meow. Cat person is always nice to Tao and gives her munchies when her tummy is empty."

"Cat person...?"

"Cat person always gives Tao pats and scratches, and lots of yummy treats! Sigh, poor Tao, stuck out here all alone with stupid blockhead Rawrgna."

"Hey! Who are you calling a stupid blockhead?"

"Heehee, you, silly numbskull!"

"Grr...Alright, Ragna, calm down. It's not worth it to get riled up right now. Maybe if I distract her...Hey, Tao, who's this 'cat person'?"

"Mew? Ha, you're funny, good guy! You know who Tao's talking about!"

"Uh, no I don't. If I did, I wouldn't be asking you."

"Gasp! You don't know cat person?"

"No, Tao. I already said that."

"Cat person is the bestest person in the whole world! He's super strong and super nice and he's the awesomest person ever meow!"

"That doesn't really tell me that much about him."

"Cat person told me to follow good guy so that I could become stronger meow."

"He told you to follow me? Tao, what does this cat person look like?"

"He's about this tall and he's got ears and a tail like Tao."

"Does he have an eyepatch and a sword?"

"Yup! You do know cat person!"

"Jubei...what was he thinking, sending her out after me?"

"Ooooh! So you're that 'brat' that he was talking about!"

"...What?"

"Meow, cat person told Tao about a 'brat' that he trained a long time ago."

"..."

"He said that bratty brat was 'an arrogant little shit that couldn't find his own ass with a flashlight and a tracking device' meow."

"..."

"Cat person told me something else too. He said that bratty brat was scared of ghosts. 'You shoulda seen him, shaking like a leaf after a ghost story. Nearly pissed his pants every time' he said."

"Erk..."

"Hey, good guy! If Tao tells you a scary story, will you pee your pants like back then? Tao's never seen anyone pee his pants before meow!"

"Tao..."

"Meow? What's wrong, good guy? You're twitching funny."

"You have five seconds to run, Tao."

"Run? Why? Ooo, are we going to play? Yay!"

"Five."

"Tao hasn't had fun all day meow! Are we going to play with your whacky stick, good guy?"

"Four."

"Meow, Tao'll show you how much stronger she's gotten!"

"Three."

"I'll ground you up into fish paste and eat you with a cracker meow!"

"One!"

"Whee!"

"Yah!"

"Can't catch me, good guy!"

"Stop moving, damnit!"

"Bwaha, behold! Tao's ultimate technique: Tapioca Claw no Jutsu!"

"Ow! Godammit, that hurt! Stand still so I can kill you!"

"Tao used Double Team!"

"Ergh!"

"Tao dodged Rawrgna's attack! Tao used Bite!"

"OW! What the fuck?"

"Meowr, om nom nom."

"Get...off me!"

"Hmhmhm, nom nom nom!"

"Stop talking while you're biting me! That really fucking hurts, godammit!"

"Goo guy, oo tashte ike icken!"

"I don't care what I taste like! Get off my leg!"

"Meow, you taste yummy! Can Tao eat you?"

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"You can't eat people, Tao!"

"Not even a leg? You've got two."

"NO!"

"Please?"

"GODAMMIT, I SAID NO!"

In my mind, Tao can perfectly imitate Jubei's growly voice. Anyhow, review?