SIRIUS BLACK: Dead and Buried
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Harry Potter, darnit.
INTRODUCTION: By: Nikki, Noodle Sister #13
What can I say about Sirius Black? (Well, for those of you who don't know who in the seventh level of hell I'm talking about, Sirius Black died in a horrible fight against a certain "Dark Lord"(I don't know why they call him a "Dark Lord" anyways.I think they give he-who-must-not-be-named too much credit) whose name I cannot utter in public).
What makes Sirius Black important:
First- He was a good dog.
Second- He was a good man.
Third- He had a dead best friend (I just added that because I don't know that many people that have dead best friends)
Fourth- Harry Potter is his nephew (so that automatically means that he is always mentioned- negatively I might add- in the Daily Prophet.
Fifth- And most importantly.he is the dumbest person in the graves, but he died most nobly.
Oh Sirius.why did you have to DIE DIE DIE!!! OOOOhhhh!!! The inhumanity of it all!!! We hardly knew ye. Come back to us! Okee! Okee! Breathe! Sorry, I will try to calm down now. I would just like to say that Sirius Black was a good dog until he foolishly died at the hands of he-who-must-not-be-named!!! Oh, what the hell- his name is VOLDEMORT.okee.V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T!!! The world will now end because someone said his name aloud and I am now as dead as a doornail.
Disclaimer: We do NOT own Harry Potter, darnit.
INTRODUCTION: By: Nikki, Noodle Sister #13
What can I say about Sirius Black? (Well, for those of you who don't know who in the seventh level of hell I'm talking about, Sirius Black died in a horrible fight against a certain "Dark Lord"(I don't know why they call him a "Dark Lord" anyways.I think they give he-who-must-not-be-named too much credit) whose name I cannot utter in public).
What makes Sirius Black important:
First- He was a good dog.
Second- He was a good man.
Third- He had a dead best friend (I just added that because I don't know that many people that have dead best friends)
Fourth- Harry Potter is his nephew (so that automatically means that he is always mentioned- negatively I might add- in the Daily Prophet.
Fifth- And most importantly.he is the dumbest person in the graves, but he died most nobly.
Oh Sirius.why did you have to DIE DIE DIE!!! OOOOhhhh!!! The inhumanity of it all!!! We hardly knew ye. Come back to us! Okee! Okee! Breathe! Sorry, I will try to calm down now. I would just like to say that Sirius Black was a good dog until he foolishly died at the hands of he-who-must-not-be-named!!! Oh, what the hell- his name is VOLDEMORT.okee.V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-T!!! The world will now end because someone said his name aloud and I am now as dead as a doornail.