Jimmy Neutron was in his laboratory, which was totally bitchin', when he decided he should call his friends because I'm fucking lazy and because the plot demands it. His friends arrived in like 5 seconds. No joke. That was some Jimmy John's shit right there. Anyways, Carl started talking about llamas and sheen started talking about ultra lord and Cindy just called them all bakas because she was both a tsundere and a huge bitch. Jimmy's computer then confessed its love for him and the others got really jealous and also confessed to jimmy, but he didn't know who who should choose because they were all fucking terrible. Anyways, then sheen picked up carl and Cindy and flew out of the lab with his kickass bird wings. Did I mention he still has those? Yeah, that's totally still a thing even though these fics are completely unrelated. Then Jimmy got very confused and fell into a deep depression. While Jimmy was crying deeply on the lab floor, his dad came in and told him to stop being a little pussy. Jimmy then told his father about his deep emotional problems. Deep. Anyways, his dad just said he should abandon both men and women and just go have sex with a duck instead. Does anyone else remember his creepy duck fetish? No? Just me? Alright. Then jimmy's dad left and he went back to working on his invention while still in his depressed state. Just then, it hit him: who needs depression when you have all... These... BITCHES! He ran out of his lab abd told all of his friend that he felt the same way while blushing like an anime. They all accepted his confession (man, this guy is getting so much ass!) and the four of them rode off onto the sunset on their tiny unicycles. The end.
This fanfic has probably been my greatest contribution to society so far. I'm proud of what I've done today.