So this is another random parody I came up with. :D
Oh, My Precious One Ring
In a cavern, In a mountain,
Lived someone who hated Sting,
It was Gollum, yes precious,
And his little One Ring.
Chorus:
Oh my precious, oh my precious,
Oh my precious One Ring,
Thou art lost and gone forever,
Dreadful sorry precious Ring.
Repeat chorus
Heavy it was and like a millstone,
And the writing was Black Speech,
Little orcses, crunchy boneses,
Kill them all before they screech.
Repeat chorus
He found a hobbit near the water,
He even knew his name,
Hit his head around with riddles,
But the hobbit won the game.
Repeat chorus
Shiny metal above the lava,
Cooling it, and turned it black,
But Alas! The Ring survived not,
He lost the Ring, now it he lacks.
Repeat chorus
When the Gollum, yes precious,
Wailed all day near a dock,
Thought he oughter join his precious,
He jumped into the molten rock.
Repeat chorus
In a corner up in the East,
Where the hardened rock entwines,
Grow the orcses, evil beasts,
Fertilized by Smeagoltine.
Repeat chorus
In my dreams it still doth haunt me,
Robed in lava, every time,
Though in life I used to stroke it,
Now it's melted, I'll draw the line.
Repeat chorus
How I missed it, how I missed it,
How I missed my precious Ring,
So I fell into the lava,
And was ended with the Ring.
Repeat chorus
Now you hobbits, there's a moral
To this little tale I sing,
Artificial refrigeration,
Would have saved my precious Ring.
Repeat chorus
The End
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