AN: Another oneshot/drabble. Go figure…XD
As you might be able to tell from the title, this story is inspired by Nestea. I was drinking one when I came up with this idea. I wanted to write another oneshot, so hopefully this one will be as successful as my other one…
Warning: OOC-ness…
Oh, and a lack of plot too…XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda. I do not own Nestea. Simple as cake. Mmmmm….cake drools
Nestea
Midna stared at Link as he bought a Nestea from the Henna, the fishing hole lady. Link smiled as he took off the seal and twisted it so the cap would pop up. Oh, how he loved that sound. That pleasure causing sound that made his ears ring and his tastebuds tingle in anticipation that he was going to down another Nestea. It was his third one today.
"Link! This is your third Nestea today! I'm thirsty and I have no money, I want some!" Midna whined, still staring at the Nestea. Link shook his head and smirked while he sipped some more of his Nestea. He's drinking it slowly to make it worse…Midna thought bitterly. Link responded when he was done sipping, "Why don't you use your Fused Shadows to get one? I bet one of those sells-"
"I am not selling one of these, or even considering to. Give me a sip of that damned Nestea before I pick you up and throw you in the pond. Then the Hylian Loach will eat you." She added as an afterthought. She knew that Link was scared of fish, which was ironic since he spends most of his free time at the fishing hole.
Link's eyes widened in fear and he squeaked out, "No, please…not the fish! Anything but the…the fish!" He almost threw the Nestea at her, to which Midna smirked at. She smugly took the cap off as she downed the rest of the bottle. When she looked back at Link, he was pointing at something in the water with a look of utter horror on his face. Midna only rolled her eyes and glanced at the water, it was just an Ordon catfish. Nothing to worry about.
Grumbling in defeat, Link stormed off towards Henna again to buy another Nestea. "I'm sorry Link, but I just sold the last one to that guy over there" She pointed at the offending person. Link's face twisted into a rage as he stomped over towards the man happily drinking the drink that should have been his. "That's my Nestea!" The man slowly turned around to look at him, and Link froze it shock. What the hell? That was Ganondorf, but he was dead! "I-I-I thought you were d-d-dead! I killed you!" Ganondorf chuckled and calmly said, "The Triforce of Power recarinated me. I love Nestea, ya know. Now, what was that being this drink is yours?" he asked in a threatening manner. Without the Master Sword, Link felt like a mouse facing a hungry mouse. He squeaked once before blindly running away- right into the fish pond. Link noticed quick however as he screamed like a little girl and ran out of the door and into Upper Zora River. He, however, failed to realize that Midna wasn't there during the exchange. Not in her form anyways. Ganondorf chuckled a bit before twisting around in black squares. Midna stood there, with a smug look on her features. She was so not going to leave Link alone on this one.
AN: I tried to add humour, but I think I didn't do good. Nestea is good though…
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