Do Not…
Chapter One: Do Not Lean On
Summary: Simple One-Shots about Luffy and the trouble he drags his brother and friends into.
Pairings: None.
Warning: ooc, AU, swearing.
Scene: I imagine this takes place in a small cafe/diner located in a desert.
Luffy suddenly rushed into the diner and slid into the booth next to Ace. The freckled male cut off his conversation with Marco and looked to his brother who seemed to shrink in hopes of disappearing. Marco looked from Ace to Luffy to the window and suddenly saw why the teen was trying to hide. Ace gave a thick sigh. "Luffy, what did you do?" The teen avoided eye contact with his brother as he continued to scan the diner for any signs of trouble.
"I may or may not have accidentally knocked over a line of biker motorcycles…"
Ace jumped out of that booth with his brother like their lives depended on it.
Actually, their lives did depend on it. Because not a second later, a gang of wild, angry bikers were suddenly hot on their trail; shouting out rude and harmful threats that would no doubt become reality if they got their hands on the two males. They ran out of the diner and down the desert road.
"Dammit Luffy! What did I tell you about staying out of trouble?" Luffy huffed, trying to catch his breath as they continued to run from the angry horde.
"Well it's not my fault! There wasn't a sign that said 'Do Not Lean On'!"
"It should be common sense not to lean on a line of motorcycles!" A knife flew by Ace's head, followed by another and another and what seemed like a fork-like mechanism nearly hit Luffy in the ear. Ace gave a growl. "Why can't I bring you anywhere without you causing so much trouble?"
"It's not like I do it on purpose!"
"Really? Because it seems like you do!" A car pulled up beside them and the passenger door opened. It was Marco.
"Get in!" Ace reached over and literally threw Luffy into the car before diving in himself, leaving the bikers behind still shouting their death threats and throwing their knives. Ace caught his breath and patted Marco on the shoulder.
"How would I live without you?" The blond simply grinned.
"You couldn't live without me."
"Ace~"
"Luffy, I swear to the gods above, if you say one stupid thing or mention anything about being hungry, I will disembowel you and leave your carcass out in the desert for the vultures to pick at."
Luffy quickly glued his lips shut and gave a quiet pout.
Ace was never any fun.
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Luffy, I don't think anyone would have called running for their lives from a group of bikers fun.
Okay, so I got triple dog dared to write this. So I did. There will be other chapters, of course, like Do Not Push the Big Red Button, or Do Not Run When Your Legs Are Numb, and so on. If you want your Do Not… idea publishedin an upcoming chapter, leave it in a review! :D
Anyway, hope it was okay? If not, criticism is always welcome.
Yes, I just said that.
The darkness I liveth, the cold ice I love
~roo the ice elemental
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