It was fourth year of office for Hokage Godaime Tsunade, and life was going good. So good, in fact, that she decided to pull out a hidden bottle of sake she reserved for emergencies. Naruto had just returned with Sasuke, Orochimaru was dead, and Jiriaya was (for the first time in his life) had stopped spending all his time at the onsen and had instead gone on a respectable date.
But mostly, wonder of wonders, she had finally got all her paper work done. It was so clever; she didn't know why she didn't think of it sooner. All Tsunade did was make paper work a D-rank mission. For most inexperienced teams who had a choice between chasing a dumb cat and doing paperwork, it was a no brainer to choose the latter.
After that they never made the same mistake again. Now the younger generation of Konoha knew why paperwork was a Kage's only natural enemy. There was even a debate among the Council whether or not to move it up to a C or even B rank mission. Still, the next batch of brats was due to come out soon, and Tsunade knew that it would take forever for the Council to come to a decision to do anything.
For this reason Tsunade was very, very happy. Happy enough to get completely wasted, and Shizune, figuring she deserved it, let her do it and even having a small celebration herself.
Twelve o'clock at night found Tsunade asleep on her desk, a pool of drool on the side of her mouth and an empty sake bottle in her hand.
Slowly a dark figure entered her office, sneaking slowly towards an open cabinet. It reached into the cabinet, and pulled out a large scroll, its title catching the moonlight and showing a few kanji that read:
The Scroll of Seals, Second Edition.
The figure let out a small whoop of joy before stifling it quickly, and glancing warily towards the sleeping Hokage. She just muttered something that sounded suspiciously like "Troublesome gaki…" before turning over in her sleep.
The dark figure left the same way it came in, and raced towards the forest behind the great Konoha monument. A beak of moonlight hit its face, revealing the figure to be young boy, just fresh out of the Academy.
He sat down on the ground, unrolling the scroll and looked at the first jutsu. It read: Orioke no Jutsu.
Letting a small blush grace his face, he looked over the description, wondering what sort of ultra-powerful jutsu had the word sexy in its name.
As he read it he had a strange feeling of being ripped off.
"What the hell is that?!! There's no way this is a real jutsu! Who made this a kinjutsu?"
Half way across town a white haired man leading a good-looking girl on his arm suddenly sneezed very violently.
A/N Alright, not that good but its an idea that just wouldn't let me go. I know I said that I wouldn't have another story until I finished my other one, but one shots don't count. I'm not abandoning KoP, despite the fact I haven't updated in awhile. Its just that I'm having trouble with the next chapter. So far I have about three sentences. Don't worry, it will eventually get out.
Please let me know what you think. Reviewing makes fanfic go round.