Ten Ways to annoy your Sensei
It was all Tsunade's fault. She forced the eleven innocent people to write about ten ways to annoy their senseis. Needless to say, team ten didn't count since, well, they had no sensei. Someone escorted them out of the room while they cried. Meanwhile, let's take a look at their lists….
Team Gai
Note: Many of these are in effect currently, but it seems impossible to stop him from being so…so…frightening, also Lee refused to participate.
10. Dare him to never say youthful for a whole week.
9. Move onto a new sensei. Say that it was Lee's idea since he hates him so much.
8. Use him for weapon's practice. Daily. Note: This was Tenten's idea.
Tell him it's youthful to fall into a pit of sharks.
Make him wear a pink frilly dress. Take picture of said object and put it on the Internet.
Tell him Lee is secretly female.
Insult Lee.
Draw on his face with permanent marker.
Put Lee in the hospital with a nine out of ten chance of dying.
Celebrate his birthday, and then rejoice because he has one less year alive.
The next day, Team Gai woke up to find that they had all been trapped in a room together as punishment. Alas, we have never heard from them since…all we heard were screams from Lee and weapons outside the room.
Team 7
Note: Sasuke was too human ice blocky to participate. Haha, poor Sasuke-teme!
10. Take his mask off in front of a huge audience…
Then make him get into a commercial with it!
Take away his Icha Icha Paradise books! Haha Kakashi-sensei! Haha!
Then tell him that he'll never read another because Jiraiya died!
Ask him if he's related to Tsunade since they both look so old!
4. And then say that they must be twins if they're both so old! Ha Kakashi-sensei!
Dye his hair pink. Then tell everyone that he did it as a dedication to Sakura.
Instead of calling him sensei, call him "Kakashi-oji-san."
Remind him that he caused Obito's death! Be prepared to run away from Chidori!
The day after, Naruto was found in his home screaming. Why? It looked as if his ramen had been stolen from him. Found on the ground near the apartment were tiny bits of said noodles. Poor, poor Naruto…
