Tia Lung and the Oven
By Dragco
Tia Lung mixes together diced TNT, Nitroglycerin, and gun powder in to a pie crust with atomic bomb sauced apples, and Nuclear bomb cherries on top of the pie. He places the pie in the oven and sets its heat on Volcanic super hot for 2 hours.
Tia Lung and Shifu sit down to play Chinese checkers. Smoke filled the kitchen, and flowed out the windows. "Do you smell smoke?" Asks Shifu. "My pie!!!!!!!!" Screams Tia Lung.
They race into the kitchen, and started to cough, because of all the smoke. KABOOM!!!! The oven explodes, and lands next to Peanut and Walter. Gulp! They eat the pie. KABOOM!!!! They implode into the oven. "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Shouts the oven. To Be Cont.
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