A/N/: I'm not sure how to describe this. A friend sent this thing to me which you use to write funny letters, and I decided to use it to write some letters to and from BMT characters. Hope its funny (I find it hilarious).
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Dear Sonea,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realised it when your dog humped my leg with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will try to forget you broke my heart and our friendship is ruined.
Please don't hurt me,
Dorrien.