One Piece
A Grand New World
(Hi it's me Ucha Nekome! I know your probably wondering why I haven't done anything in a while…To be completely honest I have a LOAD of trouble doing fan-fics continually! Because I tend to switch moods at times…Like recently I REALLY got into One Piece. And since it's really up in the air what will happen next well…Now I'm going to do the chapters on my computer before I send them to . This is because this particular thing causes me grievances! Sorry I know you think this is probably going to be another fan-fic I'm not going to work on your wrong! In fact I'm doing this so you can benefit from my constant switching of moods! This means the next time I switch moods I'll wright a new story or work on an old fan fic. This particular story I'll also post on DeviantArt with chapter pictures. Cool huh! I might do that with my Digimon fan-fic Generations. Hopefully I can get working on that once I get back in a Digimon mood! Don't worry I'll at least work on SOMETHING from now on! And now, without further ado!)
Chapter 1: Problems on Aka-Vida! Who's the gray cat?
The ship's name was Thousand Sunny. He was as strong and fierce as a lion, and bright and wondrous as the sun. His crew was the strangest assortment of people to ever be seen. There was a navigator who spent most of her time counting money and bossing the others around, a purvey skelington musician with an outfit suiting only a rock-star, a transforming reindeer doctor, a giant cyborg in a speedo for a shipwright, a long-nosed sharpshooter with a habit for lies, a smoking A-symmetrical curly-browed long-legged cook with a fancy for females, a raven-haired archeologist with multiplying limbs and a love for books, and sleep-hungry green haired man with three blades and a scar over his left eye...and no sense of direction. But strangest of all was their captain, because he quite literally was made of rubber! Not only that but he was vulgar, adventurous, and says everything that pops into his head. Despite this he's pure of heart. But his strangest quality seeing as they were pirates they were SUPPOSE to work under their captain in fear or admiration. However; for Monkey D. Luffy, his crew was his family. They share a bond that transcends time and space and that crew will follow their captain to the ends of the earth not because he's strong (Though he is!) but because they believe in him. Believe that their dreams will come true and they will each be there to see each-others dreams come true.
"Nami what on earth are you doing" Asked Usopp as he itched his long nose.
"Where are they?" Shouted Nami. "Usopp! They're GONE!"
Usopp looked at her as she searched. "What is?"
"MY SHARE OF THE BELI'S! ARE GONE!" Screamed Nami. The only thing the navigator Nami cannot do without is money…
The cabin doors opened suddenly. Sanji came out in an apron the cigarette in his mouth burned fiercely as he looked around the ship. Tony Tony Chopper was in the crow's-nest/observatory looking out the window around with the telescope, Niko Robin was reading, Brook was playing guitar, Franky was repairing the ship of minor injuries, Roronoa Zoro was sleeping, their "dear old captain" was eating on the figure-head. Then he locked onto the disturbance! Nami was upset! And Usopp was standing next to her…He must be the cause!
Suddenly Usopp felt a powerful impact to his face! It was Sanji, sending one of his world-famous kicks his way.
"HOW DARE YOU UPSET MY NAMI-SWAN YOU LONG-NOSED BASTARD!" Declared Sanji.
"B-but I didn't do anything…I think I'm gonna die!" Said Usopp. Over-exaggerating the death part…
"OH NO! USOPP!" Screamed Chopper. He fell off the crow's-nest! But Robin caught the small deer by blooming two arms and hands out of the mast. "Few! That was close! Thanks Robin!"
"No problem, Doctor." Said Robin. "But don't you have a patient to attend to?"
Chopper gasped. "That's right! Usopp! Are you OK?" He ran to his friend.
"I'm…fine just…a few broken bones…" Said Usopp.
"He's fine! There's no reason for you to waste your energy worrying about that idiot. I didn't kick him that hard…" Said Sanji.
"You broke his nose!" Said Chopper.
"It's not my fault it's such a big target. Besides…" Said Sanji as he paused to blow smoke into the air. "My sweet little Nami-swan is upset what else am I to do! Speak your desires Nami my sweet and I'll fulfill your every wish!" Said Sanji, with hearts in his eyes.
"STOP FOOLING AROUND AND START LOOKING FOR MY BELIS!" Screamed Nami.
"YOU HEARD THE LADY! EVERYONE EXCEPT ROBIN START LOOKING FOR THE MISSING BELIS!" Yelled Sanji.
Zoro just woke up. "Huh? What's all that noise? Can't a guy sleep in peace?"
Luffy was gnawing on the bones of the meat he was eating. "Huh what happened to Nami's berries? Can I eat them?"
"The currency you idiot!" Shouted Nami.
"Yohoho! I might know what had happened to the young lady's Belis." Said Brook in his sing-song voice.
"Really you know where they are?" Nami raced over to the musician with Beli-signs in her eyes. "Tell me!"
"Well I might…If you…show me your panties…" Said Brook.
Nami suddenly punched Brook in the skull so hard his skull cracked a bit.
"I think you gave me a black eye…" Said Brook. "But wait, I have no eyes! Yohoho!"
"Just tell me what you know you pervert that's 90% of our money lost you know!" Lectured Nami.
"Well…" Brook sat up. "Were to start…Back on the island we just left, Aka-Vita…I saw something quite out of the ordinary…A cat…"
"Cat?" Said Nami skeptical.
"Indeed! I was surprised myself!" Said Brook. "The cat came practically out of nowhere! After that it started walking on deck…It looked at me…I was sleeping of course. Even though I don't have eyelids!"
"Get to the point." Said Nami.
"Well It appears as though it was able to talk, cause as soon as it got a bag from the one of the rooms on the ship it came back, looked at me and said…"I wonder if I should bury him…" I then screamed the cat did too! It left at a run and I passed out! I didn't think much of it when I woke. I just thought I was dreaming…"
"A talking cat? That's pretty cool!" Said Luffy.
"EEH? What would a cat want with belis?" Asked Franky.
"So it was only a dream!" Said Nami ignoring the others. "Why tell me then?"
Zoro suddenly spoke up. He asked. "This cat…did it have odd markings on its face and bright lime green eyes?"
"Why yes! But how do you know? You were in town?" Asked Brook.
"Did you see it Zoro?" Asked Nami.
"It's a long story…" Said Zoro. "She probably won't stay on Aka-Vita too long. So I suggest we go back…"
"Huh?" Said Usopp. "Zoro are you saying you think the cat will leave the island?" His voice was nasally from having tissues in his bleeding nose.
"That's exactly what I'm saying." Said Zoro.
"Listen Moss-Head, you better be right about this!" Said Sanji.
"How many talking cats do you know curly-brow?" Asked Zoro.
"Are you saying the cat's a Zoan type Devil Fruit user?"
Asked Sanji.
"I never said that…" Said Zoro. "I'll explain when we get there…"
"But…" Said Nami. However Luffy cut her off.
"Well! What are we waiting for! Franky, turn the ship around!" Said Luffy.
"OK. But I still don't see what a cat would want with belis…" Said Franky.
"Well then let's find out!" Said Luffy excitedly. "FULL SPEED BACKWARDS!"
So when they got back to Aka-Vita they split up and looked around for hours for the cat...But there was no sign of it. Zoro still didn't explain how he knew a talking cat. They ended up back at the ship…
"THIS WAS A HUGE WASTE OF TIME!" Said Nami.
"That idiot not only gave us useless info, but he went and got himself lost again!" Said Sanji.
"Great to know this trip back was completely pointless!" Said Nami.
Luffy turned and said with a mouthful of meat. "What are you talking about the meat here is great!"
"IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT?" Yelled Nami, Usopp, and Sanji at the same time.
"Well, now we know why Luffy was in such a hurry to get back here…" Said Sanji.
"Uh-uh, I also wanted to see the talking cat." Said Luffy.
"MY BELIS!" Cried Nami as she sulked.
"Eh! What is that?" Said Franky, putting his hands to his ears. Robin did the same.
"I hear it too!" said Chopper.
All of them, except Nami who was still sulking, turned on the dock they looked down the main road leading to the main square of Aka-Vita. A strange shape ran through the crowd. At first it looked like a bag with four small legs. However; as it came into view, the figure came into shape and as it did so did the person chasing it…
"!" Screamed the gray cat as she came to the dock. "OOKA ZSO KOV UT KO QUKATUMU NO!" Said the cat in some other strange language. "GET AWAY! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
"YOU IDIOT!" Yelled Zoro as he chased her. "CAT'S DON'T SPEEK! IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE FINDING OUT WHAT YOU ARE, SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH!"
"OOKAZ ZSO TIQUH! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?" She yelled back.
"IT'S ME RORONOA ZORO!" Yelled Zoro.
"Eh?" She stopped for a second. In that second two things happened. Nami drop-kicked the cat into the water knocking her out, she dropped the bag of belis in the process, and Zoro jumped in after her cursing his misfortune…
