Title: Saint Andrews Day
Rating: T
Notes: Short, very short.
Summery: Scotland is thinking over his Patron Saint day.
Ouch, it's my today! 30th November, Latha Naomh Anndra, that's St Andrews day to all you English pansies.
Aye, it's my day. St Andrew was an all right guy, diddnae mind him tae much, ya ken? He's the one that is credited for my own flag, the saltire, although other countries have it tae, Russia's Naval fleet for example, although it cannae be helped, since Russia also has St Andrew as a patron Saint.
Yea, there just isnae enough Saints to go around all us nations.
Ah dinnae know why my people care so much about this holiday, it just sees this Saint, it's not as worthwhile as Saint Paddy's day, ouch that is one hella day! Myself and Ireland like tae start the day by kicking back a few drinks and when the appointed time comes we travel ta all pubs, bar none, if we lose each other, well, we lose each other, that holiday is about drinking. If ya don't feel the need to get yer stomach pumped then ya ain't daing right.
St Andrews day is just a load a mince, like Ah said, the man was grand, good man, not much good for the banter, but that's a Catholic fer ya.
It's meant ta be a feast day, which probably explains why fatarse… Sorry, America, decided to use it as a holiday ta. Of course, ta us older nations, we know better, we know that feast day means something else!
Ya can tell America was raised by England can't ya?
Tch, anyway, Saint Andrews Day, my day. No other nation who celebrates it had it as a public holiday. Just me.
Why?
Because I have idiots running the country that's why.
We should have adopted St Paddy's day, not one gives a rats arse about Saint Andrews Day, there is nothing to do, it doesn't me a damn thing.
Look at St George's day, my little brother's day, they only have a bank holiday ta.
Anyways, as I was saying, Saint Andrew is my patron saint, but I have to share, like I said, because there isn't enough Saints in the world for us nations.
So I'ma sharing with Russia, Greece and Romania; although I am the only one with the holiday.
If they are jealous, I would be happy to let them have the holiday; but I think Russia would probably want what Ireland has, cos of all the booze involved. Don't blame him, I want it too.
Fuck this, it might be my day, but I cannae give a toss, am away ta piss off Arthur.
Cheerio!
Oh, did I mention that in certain parts o' Germany people like to do divining to see what their future love the eve before?
Aye, some people have no lives…