As Coleson came (see what I did there) up the steps to unload a massive poop, he heard the sounds of his friends at his Good Friday party, all enjoying themselves. His pants seemed to unzip themselves as he opened the door where shit was about to go down (get it, again). As the door flew open with his shaft hanging out he saw Alyssa sitting there staring at him in shock. When trying to run, he felt the door close with a slam. He felt his shaft straightening out ready to flip the pages. He almost gets lung cancer as She seems to grab him unto her. He then feels satisfaction as he works himself into the hole, before cuming everywhere to an unstoppable degree. He soon had to jump out the window as he heard Gracie open the door where he heard her scream, "Why is there jiz on my YEARBOOK?!"
Get it? This entire time he was master baiting to a picture of Allysa in the yearbook, and the hole was the hole he made in his hand. Anyway, remember this is a joke and should not be perceived seriously.