Missions

by One-of-the-pieces

Just a little CRACK poem that I came up with while I was doped up on cough medicine because I was so sick I was hallucinating. Read and review

Missions

By BlackFang02

Disclaimer: I made this at three in the morning while incapacitated with a cold but never do I think that Hellsing might belong to me.

This is a sickening crack poem that I really did get while floating on the euphoria of cough medicine because if I did not take it there would have been blood all over the computer. I was really sick. Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of all those little grooves in the computer?

Alucard and Seras

Hellsing was once on a mission

Their mission began as just fishin' (out freaks)

But then a dumb freak

Stepped out for a leak

And they shot him into submission.

When they got home the master was pissed

And the butler was left with a mess

They blew up the kitchen, shot out all the doors

But neither of them would confess.

So the butler went out on a shopping spree

And bought them a little surprise

When they left their rooms to run and confess

They were both quickly wiping their eyes.

He got a bullet and she got confined

And the master was fuming some more

But never again did they blow up the kitchen

And shoot out all the doors.

What did Walter do that day

That made them both be good

Sometimes they'll tell you sometimes they won't

But they'll always cry lots of blood.

(Picture of Old Walter in a cheetah print thong pasted all over their rooms)

Well folks Read and review.